Not Everyone Is Happy That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. . . Like, This Guy For Example.

Posted: May 3 @ 3:30pm by scrody in Bolivian
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[Fox] NEW YORK – Dawdling JFK Airport security waited 40 minutes before calling cops after a man told a ticket agent that he was Usama bin Laden and was carrying a bomb, furious law enforcement officials said Tuesday.

Christian Boncorps, 61, told an Air France ticket agent, “My name is bin Laden, and I have a bomb in my bag.”

But by the time cops were called, luggage belonging to the boozed-up suspect was already aboard a Paris-bound jet that he planned to get on, sources said.

An Air France reservation clerk asked him what he had in his bag, thinking he might be trying to smuggle more booze aboard, one source said, prompting the irked Boncorps to make his comment about the now-dead terror chief.

But instead of calling Port Authority cops immediately, the clerk escorted him to a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screening site, where workers simply put him through standard pre-flight screening procedures.

How pissed do you think Christian here is? He’s probably just one of those guys, looking for his 15 minutes of fame and came up with a rock solid plan after one of his homeless drinking buddies told him he looked like bin Laden.  I’m sure months, if not years, went into coming up with the idea to pose as ObL with a bomb in his bag and stroll into JFK airport like some sort of boozed up jihadist. He was probably so in tune with the plan and focused on getting every detail right that he didn’t have time to watch the news all day. Well imagine the egg on his face when he got to the counter and yelled, “I’m Usama Bin Laden motherfuckers, now put me on the local news at 10!” and everyone stopped for a second then pointed and laughed at him. I imagine it being like when Pee Wee Herman said he had to get to the basement in The Alamo. Hey moron, there’s no basement in the Alamo and Osama bin Laden is shark chum.

PS – Solid job by the TSA here as usual. Why pay any attention to a lunatic claiming to have explosives in his bag when there are perfectly good seven year old girls waiting to be molested. 

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