Is Anyone Surprised About Osama’s Porn Stash?

Posted: May 16 @ 9:30am by 610 in Bolivian
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[NY Post]  Just call him Icky bin Laden. US intelligence analysts appar ently have discovered a “fairly extensive” stash of video porn among the material Navy SEALs hauled away from Osama bin Laden’s Pakistani hideout. The Saudi’s smut was found on computers or storage devices retrieved during the special-ops strike in Abbottabad — not a complete surprise, since jihadis are really into the stuff. Remember the 9/11 hijackers, who indulged themselves boozing and buying lap dances in Las Vegas and Florida before embarking on their murderous final mission? And the Fort Hood shooter, who spent marathon 8-hour sessions in a strip club in Killeen, Texas, before taking 13 lives in the name of Allah? This is the high moral character of the Islamist fanatic: He’s not only bloodthirsty, but a hypocrite too. And it seems that bin Laden’s multiple wives — and the promise of 72 virgins in paradise — weren’t enough to stay his . . . well, we won’t go there. The Abbottabad compound had no Internet access, of course. So how did the videos even get there? Maybe it was part of the supply chain: bread, water, batteries — and installment seven of “Hot Goats of the Hindu Kush.” In any case, it’s an interesting indication of al Qaeda’s priorities. And it’s another confirmation of the moral depravity of the king of fanatics — a barbarous old lech who hid his head when karma came calling.

You know what?  I hate Bin Laden a little less now.  Kinda humanizes him…I’d have actually expected a maniacal mass-murderer type to be too insane to find some alone time & spit a load in his turban.  Too caught up with plotting terrorist attacks to cue up a BangBros download & dole out a jihad on his pecker.  But you know what?  He was just a man like the rest of us.  Spraying his dirty dick juice all over caves & compounds to clear his mind and stay on point.  A hypocrite?  No shit…that’s why he was head honcho.  Do as I say, not as I do motherfuckers.  The brains behind the operation deserves to rub out some knuckle Muslims if he wants, and if Allah’s anything like Jesus he’ll just forgive OBL anyway.  Easy to think he was into some weird stuff, but let’s not forget this dude has been living in 3rd world countries with burqa’d bitches all over.  My guess is he was all about production value, airbrushing & big-tittied blondes.  Intro to Porn 101.  Vivid videos with Jenna & Janine chowing beav undoubtedly blew his fucking mind.  Whatever his tastes, his having masturbatory materials isn’t nearly as surprising as the Mets win that shared the front page of the Post.

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