Man Kills Hunting Partner For Eating Dog Killed By Monkey

Posted: September 8 @ 2:00pm by scrody in Bolivian
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[Anorak] THE Phnom Penh Post has news of the man who at his friend’s dog after it was killed by a monkey has been shot dead by the dog’s owner. In Vietnam:

A 25-YEAR-OLD man who ate his hunting partner’s dog after it was killed in a monkey attack was shot dead by the canine’s owner with a crossbow last Tuesday. Police said the suspect and the victim were friends who were hunting together in Kratie’s Snuol district. It is understood the suspect shot his friend because he would not help save his dog from being killed in a monkey attack. The victim then took the dead dog home to eat. When the suspect saw this, he fired his crossbow at his friend killing him instantly. Police say the suspect confessed to the crime following his arrest.

The monkey has not been caught…

What in the… what? I had to read that first sentence twice just to make sure I was following the story correctly. Might be the best sentence ever written. What a chain of events here, huh? I mean, all three of those events could probably be it’s own post: Monkey attack, friend eats dog, guy kills friend with a crossbow. All legit stories. But we’re lucky enough to get them all bundled together. I’m sure this happened over the course of hours or days, but in my head it’s like the end of The Departed. *SPOILER ALERT*. It’s just like, BOOM DiCaprio’s dead, BOOM black dude’s dead, BOOM the Mic is dead, BOOM Damon’s dead. There’s not a person out there who doesn’t think the hunting buddy got what he deserved though, right? I mean, not saving your friend’s dog in some sort of weird planet of the apes attack is a dick move. But eating the dog afterwards? That’s just being an asshole. Like, there’s that saying, “why don’t you just kick my dog” for a reason. Because you’ve got to be a total douche to kick someone’s dog. Just one of the worst things imaginable to do. But we’re talking about EATING it. I think the guy got off easy. If it were me, I absolutely would have chopped him up and fed him to my other dogs who were waiting for me at home. Only fair.

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Comments
  1. Mr B. says:

    He didn’t eat the damn dog, just suspected of intending to.

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