Jorge Learned That Threesomes Are Sometimes Only Good In Theory

Posted: November 8 @ 12:30pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[Naples News]  A sexual threesome turned violent Sunday, resulting in an East Naples man’s arrest — accused of punching his wife, swinging a big-screen television at her and whipping her with a belt. Jorge Daniel Silva, 22, of the 6400 block of College Park Circle, faces a felony battery charge after Collier deputies say he became enraged before a planned threesome with his wife and another woman Sunday afternoon. Silva’s wife told deputies that the three of them began kissing when Silva “freaked out” and started hitting her. The two women then ran into a bedroom and locked themselves inside, but Silva broke through the door, the report said. As his wife curled up to avoid being hit, Silva punched her and “swung the TV at her like a bat,” the report said. After hitting his wife with the television twice, Silva dropped it on her, then grabbed another television and threw it at her, deputies said. The second woman told deputies she tried to break up the fight but Silva would punch her in response. Silva’s wife was covered with blood when deputies arrived, her face was swollen and she appeared to have a broken nose, the report said. Silva told deputies two stories — that his wife attacked him after she kissed the other woman, and that he became jealous when the two women started kissing and wouldn’t allow him to join. He also told deputies he broke down the door because he thought the two women were having sex without him.

22 year-olds don’t know shit.  No way at 22 are you mentally capable of handling being married AND sharing your wife in a threesome with another one of her slutbag friends.  I mean the fact that you’re married in the first place just a year into being bar-legal speaks volumes for Jorge’s instability.  So I’m not surprised he went ham 5 seconds into his bride making out with another broad.  Talk is cheap – everyone says they’d have no problem but in reality, it’s better for most to leave a menage to the imagination or YouPorn.  Still, no matter how bad it turned out, you never ever ever swing your plasma at a bitch.  Never.  I bet she had a bloody-Chicklet smile knowing you’ve yet to realize the gravity of your weapon selection.  That’s why God gave you two fists – so when it comes time to dole out a punishment because your wife & gal pal are rubbing pussies together without you, you’ll still be able to kick back and watch the game in 1080p afterwards while icing your knuckles.  Busting up your TV makes no sense, let alone grabbing a second one to continue the beating.  Might as well just punch yourself in the dick.  Twice.

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