[TSG] The holiday season’s most heartwarming story involves a topless dancer, a drunk customer, and $40 left atop a Florida bar counter. Shortly before midnight on Christmas Eve, Panama City cops responded to a call from the home of Amanda Blocker. Through tears, the 27-year-old woman explained that she was a dancer at the Gold Nugget Lounge and had been talking earlier that evening to a male customer who “told her he was going to give her $40.00.” According to a Panama City Police Department report, Blocker recalled that the patron “laid the money on the bar,” but soon “passed out from intoxication.” He later awoke and quickly departed the Gold Nugget. Blocker told cops that after the man’s departure she “noticed the money still on the table and took it.” However, after arriving home, the dancer “felt bad and thought she had stolen the money.” That’s when Blocker decided to call police at 11:45 PM on December 24. An officer advised Blocker that nobody had filed a complaint about the money, the report notes. With “nothing further” left to investigate, the cop left Blocker with her small Christmas gift.
That’s gotta be what she’s feeling guilty about. I don’t think the dude laid out $40 for a cold sore & a lifetime of Valtrex refills. I mean he said “I’m going to give you $40”. That’s about as direct as it gets. So there’s no reason for Amanda to feel as if she stole it. But throwing his passed-out dong into your bumpy cock hole? That’s just plain fucked up & a ripoff. Herpes-laden blow jobs should be free no matter what the penis owner offers up. Anyone who knows anything knows that, if you’re dancing at the Golden Nugget & offering your orifices on the side, herpes whores can only accept money for anal. Passing on a lifelong disease that’s basically a scarlet letter for ‘disgusting’, though, shouldn’t cost a dime. Especially on Christmas Eve.