Mom Of 5 Year-Old Sues Because Pedos Might Think She’s Sexy After Performing “I’m Sexy & I Know It”

Posted: January 31 @ 2:00pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[Daily News]  The mother of “Toddlers & Tiaras” star Isabella Barrett has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against three media outlets, claiming their reporting tried to sexualize the 5-year-old’s performance in a web video. The $30 million libel suit, filed Tuesday in Manhattan Supreme Court against TMZ.com, The Huffington Post and London’s Daily Mail, stems from the kindergartner’s videotaped rendition of the LMFAO song “I’m Sexy and I Know It.” Online articles published by the three outlets “brazenly attempt to sexualize” the girl by “claiming she was gyrating in a nightclub and singing about her sex appeal” the suit charges, when she was actually sitting down during the Jan. 9 taping at a Manhattan restaurant. In the video, Isabella wears a pink tutu and is seen bouncing in the deejay booth as she sings to a cheering crowd. The articles claimed the girl’s mother, puppy boutique owner Susanna Barrett, pressured her into performing on the video, the suit states. But the person seen encouraging the child on the tape is a celebrity disc jockey who was hired for the fund-raising event at Libations, a new bistro on Ludlow Street, according to the suit. “Isabella Barrett did not act or portray herself sexually, erotically or provocatively; she was not ‘gyrating’ at a ‘nightclub’ or singing ‘about her sex appeal,’” Susanna Barrett claims in the court papers. “On the contrary, it is the defendants who, through their articles, have thrust these false and vulgar characteristics on to Isabella. As a result, Isabella is now perceived sexually, erotically and pornographically,” and the articles “have placed Isabella in serious physical danger, attracting the attention of others who would seek to sexualize a child.”

I swear to God I’m not actively seeking little girl news.  Really.

Fuck this smug little brat & her pimp of a mom.  I guess caking makeup on a 5 year-old for a nationally televised show whose purpose is to exploit the exploitation by psychotic mothers & their vicarious lives through their toddler vessel who knows no better is A-OK.  Nothing wrong with your kindergartener in a tutu singing about the “passion in her pants” or being “in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks”.  Come on, lady.  I mean it’s not as bad as Scrody’s daughter’s inappropriate tutu performance, but it’s up there.  What did you expect the backlash to be?

You’ve already conditioned your daughter to be an attention-seeking, sassy-strutting, kissy-faced diva queen.  Taught her that beauty is priority numero uno – and you’re 1000% right.  Bring ’em up young & teach them the right way.  Don’t waste her time blowing smoke up her tiara-ed ass telling her she can be somebody as long as she applies herself.  Fuck that. Odds are stacked.  Still, the majority of society still likes to pretend that’s not the case – so, mom, you gotta be a little smarter.  Show some tact here and know you can’t play both sides.  I mean in a perfect world, we’d all be able to pick exactly whom we got attention from – but that’s not how it works.  You’ve got no one else to blame but yourself if pedos think your daughter is DTF.  I’m sure they DVR the shit out of “Pimp My Kid” “Toddlers & Tiaras” and…well…you know.  You wanted the attention for her and you got it in spades.  The good, the bad & the perverse. So enjoy it while you can before she’s old enough to hate you for it & looks for consolation in the arms of a scumbag like me.

Lawsuit dismissed.

– The Honorable Judge 610

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