Porn Star Who Accepted Kid’s Prom Invite Via Twitter Not Allowed To Go

Posted: March 22 @ 12:30pm by 610 in Bolivian
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[Star Tribune]  An Oakdale high school senior is being prevented from bringing his chosen date — a porn actress — to prom. Mike Stone tweeted one member after another in that profession, seeking someone willing to go to the Tartan High School prom at Landmark Center in St. Paul. Megan Piper said on her Twitter account that she’d love to accompany the 18-year-old to his rite of passage May 12 as long as Stone paid for her transportation from California. Patty Phillips, superintendent of District 622, said Wednesday in a written statement that Piper would be unwelcome. “This prom date will not be allowed to attend the Tartan prom as her attendance would be prohibited under Tartan’s standard prom procedures and would be inconsistent with two school district policies,” one covering visitors and the other addressing school-sponsored student activities. The visitor policy reads, in part, that access is allowed unless “the visit is not in the best interest of students, employees or the school district.” The activities policy prohibits, among other things, any act that “substantially disrupts the orderly operation of school or school activities.” Jennifer McNeil, spokeswoman for the North St. Paul-Maplewood-Oakdale School District, said that prom procedures require that all dance guests have their names submitted and cleared by school officials before attending. Stone and Piper did not immediately respond to requests seeking comment. McNeil said that Stone is not in any trouble at school for his unorthodox approach to getting a prom date.

Whether or not she goes to the prom with this dude is irrelevant – obviously the goal here is to nail her. He’s 18, it’s legit.  I just hope Megan doesn’t suffer from an attack of bogus conscience and drop Mike like a Nick Manning load.  Listen, honey, only the most dedicated of perverts know who the fuck you are.  That is until Mike Stone put your pussy on the map of mainstream spank banks with his invitationNo, you weren’t the first slut he asked but at the same time I don’t think you were number 600 either.  So don’t be a cunt.  He certainly boosted your career – no doubt a high school prom script is being penned for you this very minute.  I’m not saying you gotta put Mike in it, but I am saying that as long as his offer of handling the expenses is still on the table, you’re obligated to fuck a few pounds off this chubby go-getter bastard.  If you’re any good at your profession he’ll pop quicker than a bull ride anyway.  It’s just the right thing to do, sweetheart.

The whole prom thing would’ve been awkward.  Maybe your angle was to be treated like a lady for once, but get over yourself.  Corsage, schmorsage.  Embrace your whoredom and show Mike Stone your appreciation in a way he’ll remember forever.  He deserves it.

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