Well now that Geraldo Rivera has masterfully devised a way for us to mask racism with clothing, what better time to share my list of people I wish would “wear a hoodie”? So, without any further adieu, let’s get on with those I’d like to see in a situation where their attire gets misinterpreted:
LeBron James – Consummate asshole who just doesn’t get why everyone hates his guts. Every single attempt to fetch a bit of likability just makes it worse. This was well before ‘The Decision’ and has continued ever since. Even after a herpes-ridden teammate fucked his mom, he’s still a douche. Easily the most obvious candidate for such a list.
And that wraps up my list of people who deserve a hoodie for their birthday. Just LeBron.