Was there ever a time I’d have been up for a little Alicia Silverstone regurgitation directly down my throat? I know she had a prime, but I guess if I’m asking the question the answer is no. Anyway, someone needs to call CPS ASAP. I don’t know if there’s necessarily a law against this or not, but I’m pissed off. When I get an email titled “Alicia Silverstone Feeding Her Kid”, the worst thing I expect to see is her holding a spoon or a bottle. Best case, I’m catching famous areola. I wasn’t prepared to see a toddler emetophilia video.