Just Because Hitler’s The Most Savage Figure In History Doesn’t Mean He Doesn’t Know Shampoo

Posted: March 27 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian
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Dry scalp?  Well fear not, minions.  Rejewvenate your coif with Biomen.  Fuck that pussy shit Anne Frank uses.  You wouldn’t wear her yellow star, would you?  Then quit using her shampoo.

Hitler was a lot of things – but never unkampfkempt.  It’s a little hypocritical to judge his knowledge of hair care based on a little frowned-upon genocide, no?  If you do, you’re just as bad as he was.  One’s got nothing to do with the other.  Fact of the matter is, if you can still watch Lethal Weapon, you can certainly use Biomen.  No doubt Riggs does.

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