[Kitsap Sun] A 56-year-old Central Kitsap man was arrested Monday for dropping his pants and then filming reactions of students on Olympic High School’s campus, according to documents filed in Kitsap County District Court. Craig E. Donelson was charged by county prosecutors Tuesday with voyeurism. Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies arrested Donelson Monday morning. Security at the school, who’d investigated a similar incident the week before, found Donelson after female students had witnessed the man with his pants down. Detectives said Donelson was aroused by the reactions of people at the sight of his buttocks, which he would film on a camera. He said he’d been doing it for “five-10” years, including three times over the past few weeks at the school. He told detectives that “he did not like what he was doing and that he knew it was wrong,” court documents said. He was taken to the Kitsap County jail on $75,000 bail.
Wait – he was just mooning? If today’s America means you get taken to the clink on $75k bail for mooning a few high school broads, then color me Al-Qaeda. I’m not even kidding when I ask what the fuck did Craig Donelson do that hasn’t been done a bazillion times before him? Butt cheeks are harmless and, more often than not, a crowd-pleaser. I’m not saying I walk around town hoping to get mooned, but if it happens I’m gonna crack a smile (see what I did there?). Especially if I’m in high school. How was he charged with voyeurism, anyway? Indecent exposure – OK I can see that. But last I checked, voyeurs were the audience, not the talent. This case is such bullshit I can’t stand it. Fuck the hoodie & Skittles, it’s time to free Craig Donelson.