IT Guy Pisses On The Chairs Of Hot Chicks Around The Office

Posted: March 29 @ 3:30pm by 610 in Bolivian

[Des Moines]  West Des Moines police are investigating whether criminal charges are warranted in the case of a Farm Bureau employee behaving badly. A Farm Bureau vice president told authorities that one of the agency’s employees had been caught on video urinating on the office chairs of four female co-workers. The suspect, a 59-year-old man from Des Moines, was fired Monday, the same day police were informed of the incident at 5400 University Ave. The man had worked in the information technology department and had access to all computers and the employee database, Farm Bureau officials told the police. Police documents said the man would look up employee photos in the database. He “would pick out the attractive females and then on off-hours, he would come into work, go to their desk and urinate on their chairs.” Employees first started complaining about stains on their chairs in October 2011. Surveillance cameras were installed in February. The value of the damaged chairs was estimated at $4,500.

IT guys are motherfucking weirdos.  Always looking busy as fuck doing anything else besides their jobs with access to absolutely everything.  Smug know-it-alls & their condescending “did you reboot?” auto-reply, killing the 9-5 with their fantasy teams or personal websites.  Writing scripts to monitor all the office females’ instant messaging convos & peeking into every email with an attachment.  Staying late & clocking OT simply because this is exactly what they’d be doing at home anyway.  Loser creeps.  So if you were to tell me about a 59 year-old man who was given a pink slip for pissing all over the chairs of hot office sluts after-hours, my first question would be “So is he Microsoft or Linux-certified?”  I mean that’s just the path of an IT guy.  Searching instant messaging conversations for “sex” & “fuck” is only entertaining for so long.  Stick around in the field long enough and it’s only a matter of time before your dick comes into play.

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