I am fucking amazed. Seriously, I don’t know how to react. It’s so grotesque, it’s beautiful. I’m sure every Marlin who’s got to stare at this 4 times a game for 81 days appreciates it as much as I do. They might as well have a mariachi band at the on-deck circle too. Just blaring trumpets in Hanley’s ear hole. What I don’t get is how it cost $2.5 million. This shit is either straight out of a traveling carnival or the most expensive piece of high school drama class set design ever. What’s the over/under on the date of the first time this Miami Monstrosity goes off accidentally and the game has to wait 2 minutes for the dolphins to finish their revolutions? Definitely before June.
“We got no movement on the flamingos…flamingos are a go!” = gold.
– thanks Dan
P.S. – No surprise A-Rod loves it.