Have You Seen The 2.5 Mil Marlins Home Run Feature?

Posted: April 2 @ 4:00pm by 610 in Bolivian
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I am fucking amazed.  Seriously, I don’t know how to react.  It’s so grotesque, it’s beautiful.  I’m sure every Marlin who’s got to stare at this 4 times a game for 81 days appreciates it as much as I do.  They might as well have a mariachi band at the on-deck circle too.  Just blaring trumpets in Hanley’s ear hole. What I don’t get is how it cost $2.5 million.  This shit is either straight out of a traveling carnival or the most expensive piece of high school drama class set design ever.  What’s the over/under on the date of the first time this Miami Monstrosity goes off accidentally and the game has to wait 2 minutes for the dolphins to finish their revolutions?  Definitely before June.

“We got no movement on the flamingos…flamingos are a go!” = gold.

– thanks Dan

P.S. – No surprise A-Rod loves it.


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