Check Out This Old Dude Who Can Suck The Cancer Out Your Tits

Posted: April 12 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian

[Mirror]  A bogus doctor was jailed for eight years yesterday after dreaming up perverted cancer “treatments” so he could sexually abuse female patients. Reginald Gill, 77, conned women into believing they had cancer and told one victim her condition could be cured if a man sucked her breasts for 30 minutes a day. Gill and wife Leila, 35, ran an alternative medical centre from their bungalow where they abused two women. Judge Keith Thomas told Gill: “They said they would go through any humiliation and shame to cure themselves. After giving them this horrifying diagnosis you submitted them to degrading treatment. You also convinced your wife to go along with your depraved scheme. You convinced the women to strip naked in front of you and, under the pretence you were administering beneficial treatment, subjected them to sexual assault.” Jurors heard that wheelchair-bound Gill told his victims he had been an Army doctor but he had no medical qualifications. He was found guilty of three sexual assaults, six assaults by penetration and two counts of fraud. His young wife was given six months after being convicted of sexual assault and fraud. John Hopkins, defending, told Swansea crown court: “It was a quack enterprise motivated by the mistaken belief Reginald Gill had in his own capabilities.”

Wait a minute…you can go to jail for lying to get a girl naked just because it didn’t end up being what she expected?  Guess I’m on the lam & I didn’t even know it.  Sure as shit not alone, either.  “I’m single”, “I’m not like those other guys” & “We’re just watching a movie – I promise” are just a small sample of bullshit that gets dudes all around the globe laid.  Reginald, the old crafty bastard he is, lied about his profession.  Told a few broads he was a doctor – certainly not the first or last to do that.  Maybe his plan was a tad more elaborate than most, but when you’re a 77 year-old cruising around in a Mr. Mobility with your ogre wife by your side, you gotta step your game up.  And the name of the game is to talk sluts into believing they want/need you.  It’s not like he GAVE them cancer.  Is that what they’re complaining about?  “Yeah, I said he could suck my tits but that’s when I thought I had cancer.”  Bitch you don’t have cancer.  You’re not gonna die.  You don’t need chemo.  I think you’re looking at this all wrong.  You’re healthy!  Woo hoo!  Getting my nips gummed seems like it’d be a distant afterthought.

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