Check Out This Drug Kingpin Granny

Posted: April 18 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian

[ABC]  Silver haired and sweet faced, Darlene Mayes looks like many grannies but according to police, she is one of Oklahoma’s biggest drug kingpins. Her operation went up in smoke this week, when police entered her home and found 4 pounds of pot and $276,000 cash. Police found $15,000 bundles of cash stashed away in the home. Mayes initially told police the money was part of her retirement fund. Police also say she was packing a semiautomatic pistol and a revolver. Investigators say her alleged pot-dealing network spanned four states, from Tulsa, Okla., to Arkansas, Kansas, and Missouri. Police believe she supplied up to 40 percent of the marijuana in that area. As the mastermind, police believe she had a network of dealers, including her son Jerry who was also arrested. Law enforcement expert Brad Garrett says harmless looking seniors can sometimes be the most efficient drug dealers. “It doesn’t surprise me that someone this age would be actively involved in marijuana distribution because there’s just too much money to be made. If they keep a low profile, they don’t talk to many people, and they don’t get greedy, they can go on for years.”

Wait, Brad Garrett is a law enforcement expert too?  That’s a versatile motherfucker.  6’8″ actor/voice-overs/comedian/poker pro/law enforcement expert is quite a resume.  Anyway, this is some serious Breaking Bad-type shit right here.  A mastermind running a four state marijuana monopoly under an unsuspecting grandma guise, complete with a quarter-mil in stacks & a semiautomatic piece.  My grandma had a coin collection & Fixodent.  Fuck sandwiches and lemonade – a trip to this nana’s house consisted of counting cash & bagging O-Z’s.  I wonder how many times she had to make an example out of a dealer caught skimming by dragging him all around the room by their ear in front of everyone? Can’t blame ’em though.  I mean let’s be real here.  How much do you think an old bag who cuts $3 b-day checks to her grandkids was paying her employees?  That’s probably what unraveled the entire operation.  Brad Garrett said it himself – “…if they don’t get greedy, they can go on for years.”


  1. Brandi says:

    I say let this Bad Bitch just go. She’s good at what she does; and – she sells pot for Christ’s sake- NOT GUILTY – next.

    I’m a defense lawyer’s wet dream.

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