Check Out This Dude Who Got Pulled Over Driving 111 MPH On His Way To Get Laid

Posted: April 27 @ 2:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[Fox Chicago]  One can only wonder whether Zachary P. Ramirez has a slow hand to go with that apparently lead foot of his. The 21-year-old motorist got pulled over recently by Naperville police, after a patrol officer clocked him driving 111 mph through a section of the Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve, where the speed limit is posted at 45 mph. As traffic cops are wont to do, police asked Ramirez where he was going in such a hurry. Ramirez reputedly replied he was “trying to go have sex with a girl he liked.” Police Sgt. Gregg Bell said Ramirez’s troubles began about 2:06 a.m. Saturday, when an officer was on patrol and on the lookout for speeders along a stretch of Plainfield-Naperville Road. The officer noted a black, 1994 Honda Prelude driving north from 87th Street, Bell said via e-mail. The officer’s radar unit initially clocked the car traveling at 104 mph “and finally locked at 111 (mph),” he said. Bell said the motorist, later identified as Ramirez, continued driving north after running a red light at the intersection of 75th Street and Plainfield-Naperville Road. Ramirez also allegedly ran a stop sign before a second officer curbed his car near Oswego and River roads in the Countryside neighborhood. Ramirez, “when asked why he was traveling so fast, replied he was trying to go have sex with a girl he liked,” Bell said. To add to his woes, police allegedly found 0.2 grams of marijuana during a search of his car. He faces trial on charges of speeding 40 mph or more over the statutory limit, possession of 2.5 grams or less of marijuana, reckless driving, disobeying a traffic control signal and disobeying a stop sign.

Ah, to be 21 again.  Puffing a J at 2am in your suped-up ’94 Prelude doing your best 2 Fast, 2 Furious impression on your way to get your dick wet.  Just blowing lights with a half chub while some drunken slut is sending pics of her snizz to your iPhone telling you to “hurry up…I’m so wet right now…”.  Enjoy it, Zach.  You’re no Salem Trad, but you’re still living the dream.  Young, dumb & full of cum.  Meanwhile, when my 33 year-old self read this, my first thought was, “Fuck that…this chick better have been Scarlett Johannson with 6 of her hotter friends & Henrik Lundqvist”.  That’s just what happens when you get older.  It’s never worth it.  At 21 though, I’m actually surprised this didn’t end up in a highway chase complete with helicopters & spike belts.  Maybe I’m just so far gone from my youth in assuming any thought at all went into this, but if you’re committing to 250% of the speed limit you might as well make the cops earn it.  You’d have probably gotten away, too.  A criminal motivated by freedom can only be outdone by a 21 year-old motivated by pussy.


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