Show me a worse commercial in the history of television. You can’t. These two whiny twats temporarily ruin every single night of relaxation while watching as much NBA/NHL playoff action as I can. I’ll just be chillin’ on the couch with my pups dozing in & out of consciousness during the Lakers/Nuggets game when all of a sudden I’m elbowing boxers in their grills, scrambling to grab the remote and turn off these sniveling, crying cunts. And it’s on ALL the time. Fucking awful. I don’t know what Verizon was thinking, but I’m pretty sure the Junk Car Giant chick was available for a much better commercial.