Justin Bieber’s Dick Is Called ‘Jerry’ & It’s Humongous

Posted: May 21 @ 2:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[STAR]  Justin Bieber says his fans got it right when they nicknamed his manhood after a giant. Beliebers have dubbed the star’s privates Jerry after one of the world’s tallest men. Ex basketball player Jerry Sokoloski, 29, is 7ft 5in and the tallest man in Justin’s native Canada. And the baby-faced singer, 18, says it is a fitting tribute. Asked if he measured up, Justin boasted: “Yep! The fans named my penis Jerry, which is funny. Why Jerry? Um… Jerry was actually the largest man.”

Kids.  They grow up so fast.  Biebs is no exception.  One minute he’s on stage serenading 13 year-old girls innocently in a pre-pubescent voice and the next minute he’s on stage serenading 13 year-old girls trying not to trip over his monstrous cock named Jerry before chillin’ with Floyd Mayweather & 50 Cent.  Kinda weird though to stick an actual person’s name to your dong though, right?  I mean does Selena Gomez mumble “Jerry, you’re delicious” with her mouth full? The dick name game starts and ends with Colossus.  Jerry is fucking retarded.  And a popular mouse. Not the association I want for my love rod.

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