After correctly spelling “dirigible,” 6-year-old Lori Anne Madison misspelled the word “ingluvies” and failed to advance to Thursday’s semifinals in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. She is the youngest speller ever to compete in the event.
Oh really? You don’t say. This kindergarten genius and youngest contestant ever in the National Spelling Bee was ousted in the first round? Kinda takes the wind out the sails of this supposed crowning achievement, no? I mean we might as well have given a fetus in the womb a shot. Set the youngest ever record at negative 3 months, never to be broken like Cal Ripken’s consecutive games streak. While we’re at it, let’s give Lori all the records. Youngest ever entrant in the National Big Dick contest – Lori Anne Madison. What’s that? A 6 year-old girl has no chance to compete in a big dick contest? Exactly. Just like they can’t hang in the fucking Scripps National Spelling Bee with Indian teenagers. Consider this a reality check, sweetheart. Any idiot can spell ‘dirigible’. Stick to dominating those spelling flash cards in class another couple years before we start jerking off your spelling skills on a national level.
P.S. – Bahahahahahaha you suck. Cry about it.