[WKYC] Police have identified a real life cleaning fairy — who may be flapping her wings into a jail cell. The woman broke into a Westlake home, did some light cleaning, then left a bill. The family thought a cleaning service sent someone to the wrong house, but the “cleaning fairy” told them it was no mistake, and they better pay up. Sherry Bush has re-told the story more times than she can remember, and every neighbor wants to know about the cleaning woman who took the sign on her front door a bit too literally. “There were some coffee mugs that my husband had out,” Bush said. “She had washed them all.” Last week, while she was away and her daughter was sleeping upstairs, someone broke in the house, took out trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up the playroom, Bush said. “She wrote a note [on a napkin] and left it on the table, saying, ‘$75 I was here to clean,’ and left her name and number,” Bush said. When the Bushes read it, they thought Sue Warren just cleaned the wrong house, so they gave her a call. “I think our jaws just dropped to the ground,” Bush said. “I said, what happened, did you get the wrong house? She said, ‘no, I do this all the time.’ I said, what do you mean? She said, ‘I just stop and clean your house.'” It isn’t clear if Sue Warren does this all the time, but she did do it last month in Beachwood, and was charged with criminal trespassing. Despite the strange nature of these crimes, nothing was stolen from the homes.
Hey don’t hate on the cleaning fairy. Sometimes you need to think outside the box for your business venture to take off. If you’re really confident in what you have to offer, there are instances where simply saying you’re the best isn’t gonna cut it. You gotta show people. Take Sherry Bush for example. Bitch lives in a pig sty. Dirty coffee cups all over the house, rugs are filthy, playroom looks like a bomb went off…if anyone needs a cleaning fairy, it’s her. But if Sue Warren just knocked on the front door with her rubber gloves on spouting off about how she guarantees to out-clean the competition, why should anyone take her word? Probably tried that and had countless doors slammed right in her face. But a little ingenuity goes a long way – or at least it should have. Lady cleaned the shit out of the house all while not disturbing your sleeping daughter. She showed what she’s got & didn’t steal a thing despite a golden opportunity. Trustworthy, considerate and thorough. That’s a very unique trifecta in the maid game. Listen, I’m not saying Sherry had to accept the napkin-written contract. If she wants to live like a slob, that’s up to her and her dirty, disgusting family. I just don’t want to see a true entrepreneurial mind tossed in the clink for merely being unconventional.