[Mirror] A wedding night is usually one of the most special things a just-married couple can share with each other. But one bride-to-be has put hers up for auction online to be sold to the highest bidder. The bizarre sex sale is being offered by a vendor known as “NicoleBlow37”, believed to be German bride Sandra Meyer. The 38-year-old said it had long been a fantasy of hers to have a threesome on her wedding night and was delighted that her hubby-to-be agreed. Sandra posted her indecent proposal, along with a selection of saucy snaps, on website gesext.de, where bids are currently up to 355 Euros. In her description, she wrote: “I want another man to make love to me in front of my husband on my wedding night. “We will meet in the bar and then move on to the honeymoon suite in the hotel. Once we have made ourselves comfortable my new husband will join us. “We will bring a copy of the wedding certificate for that day to the hotel to prove this is my wedding night.” The couple from the German province of North Rhine Westphalia also specify that the winning bidder will be expected to pay for the honeymoon suite. Successful applicants are also required to be “well groomed and considerate” and should also “have respect for women”. Only those who have sent a photograph to the bride in advance are allowed to bid to be with her on her honeymoon night.
Whoever ends up winning this auction is one depraved bastard. I mean you’re not bidding on this because you’re touched by the story and want to make a soon-to-be bride’s wedding night everything she’s ever wanted it to be. You’re bidding because you want to blast this broad’s box while pointing and laughing at her husband before you bound/gag/rob/kill them. Right? What else does the winner get out of this? To
plow respectfully make love to some middle-aged cunt whose thighs are spilling over her stockings while potentially rubbing shafts & sacks with her husband for $500 in a room you have to pay for but leave when you’re done? Wow, what a bargain. Excuse me while I go run to trim my dick bush & make sure my PayPal account is loaded.