I Could Either Write A Clever Title Or Just Tell You To Click Here If You Want To See Some Dude Light His Ex On Fire

Posted: June 13 @ 4:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[CBS12]  A man doused his ex-girlfriend in gasoline and set her on fire then chased her with a large knife, also burning himself in the process Monday morning. Boynton Beach Police responded at 3 a.m. to a 7-Eleven gas station at Lawrence and Hypoluxo on a report of Roosevelt Mondesir, 59, throwing gasoline on his 34-year-old ex-girlfriend and setting her on fire. The woman was inside the store when police arrived and her shirt was still on fire in the parking lot. She had fresh burns to her face and body. Witnesses said Mondesir was last seen leaving southbound on foot. A tracking dog and helicopter helped find Mondesir hiding in bushes near the 7-Eleven. According to a probable cause affidavit, the victim told police from her hospital bed that she was scheduled to meet Mondesir at the 7-Eleven to pick up their 4-year-old son as part of a shared custody arrangement. Police say Mondesir showed up in his white Jaguar without the boy and approached the victim with a gas can. The woman tried to get into her Mercedes but was splashed with gas. She ran from Mondesir, who threw fire onto her and she burst into flames. Police say the victim began to douse the flames and removed her burning shirt when she realized Mondesir had a long knife, possibly a machete, and he began to chase her with it. She ran into the store and tried to hold the door shut while 7-Eleven staff called police. Mondesir then left the scene.

Well my boss is being a real cock bag and actually requesting I do work at the office, so unfortunately for all of you, you’ll be spared my unparalleled wit.  On the plus side, though, you do get to watch a video of some dude living out any man’s fantasy in setting his bitch in flames.  If there’s ever a suitable replacement for my hilarity, this is definitely it.  Enjoy.

Oh, and don’t try this at home…or 7-11.  Unless she deserves it, which obviously this broad did.

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Comments
  1. Cracker says:

    Oh, that old expression for a bad break up is “burning bridges”? …Roosevelt here though it was “burning bitches”. Simple mistake, could happen to anyone.

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