Miss New York Or Christie Brinkley. . .Take Your Pick.

Posted: June 19 @ 4:30pm by 610 in Bolivian


Is this even a contest?  The supposedly 23 year-old New York representative in the Miss America pageant just got TROUNCED by Christie Brinkley. Not 1984 Christie Brinkley.  I’m talking about this weekend Christie Brinkley.  58 year-old Christie Brinkley.  Now whether or not Brinkley reigns as the hottest chick in history due to her longevity is another argument for another day.  I just wanted to put into perspective what a shitshow this Mallory Hagan cunt is.  Actually, let me retract that – it’s not her fault she looks older than a broad twice her age – but it’s New York’s fault for choosing her to represent our great state.  I just hope for her sake she’s actually 40 like I suspect.  That’d mean she at least had a prime.  If Mallory’s legitimately 23 though, she’ll be lucky to look as good as our own Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva before she’s 30.  Which means she’s gonna kill herself in about 5 years.  Nothing worse than the life of an old & ugly young beauty queen.

P.S. – Christie motherfucking Brinkley.


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