Kate Upton Kicked Off Pier For Showing Her Tits

Posted: June 27 @ 12:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[SF Gate]  Supermodel Kate Upton was kicked off the famed Santa Monica pier during a recent photo shoot after showing too much skin. The sexy Sports Illustrated covergirl stripped down to a one-piece bathing suit at the popular tourist attraction for a feature with men’s magazine GQ, but when the crew opted to take a short break and hop on a thrilling fairground ride, Upton suffered a wardrobe malfunction when her barely-there outfit snapped. The 19 year old reveals security bosses were far from thrilled about her flesh flash and promptly asked her and the photo crew to leave. Recalling the incident, she says, “We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off! “I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica pier – it was so embarrassing. You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece!”

Remember the Dave Chappelle outtakes of the Mitsubishi commercial spoof where he Jedi-mind-tricks the chick’s titty to pop out?  Well I can’t help but feel that’s what happens wherever Kate Upton goes on an infinitely larger scale.  Every dude within a half-mile range just closing their eyes, crossing their fingers and whispering, “C’mon, titty…COME ON,  TITTY…”.  So let this be a lesson to all of us.  Teach us all that, with persistence & unwavering stick-to-it-ive-ness, we can achieve whatever it is we put our minds to.  We CAN get Kate Upton’s chest bombs to explode out of even a one-piece to the delight of those who maintained missile-lock on those torpedoes.  No, it might not happen every time – but the good things in life are never easy.  Sometimes, even when you reach the promise land, there might be a bunch of security fags who find a problem with the most celebrated ta-ta’s of 2012 making a jail break & ruin it for everybody.  Just know that you can’t stop trying.  We shall overcome.

Now if someone can leak some pics of these funbags, let’s get a move on.  I know they’re out there…

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