Gay People Really Love Baseball, Hate David Wright

Posted: July 2 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian

I don’t know exactly how or why happened.  I don’t know which twink started the last-day All-Star Game voting assault, but San Francisco put their rainbow stamp all over the starting lineup.  I’ll give you Buster Posey behind the plate, but Melky Cabrera over Ryan Braun?  No doubt the Milk Man deserves to play in the game, but starting over the reigning MVP with 3x the home runs?  No way.  Maybe it’s the court of public opinion sticking it to Braun like he stuck himself with syringes to win that MVP, then got off on the most absurdly BS technicality possible & acted like he’s exonerated beyond a shadow of a doubt.  So if it wasn’t you, fruitcakes and fairies of Frisco, I apologize…but I cannot do the same for picking fat Pablo Sandoval over David Wright.  I mean DW is one of yours, homos.  What the fuck did he do?  Is this punishment for him staying closeted?  Seriously, San Fran, for a bunch of gaywads you sure as shit don’t vote like it.  Top-10 in runs, hits, doubles, RBI, walks & average, PLUS he’s the poster boy for dicks in the ass.  This has got your dainty fingerprints all over it, but I have no idea why.  Kung-Fu Panda?  OK maybe he’s cuddly but outside of that he isn’t even in the same stratosphere as Wright statistically or in hunkability.  Listen, queers, if you want to work your way past prejudice, you at least have to get your act together and learn to be a cohesive unit.  Turning your backs on a member of the fruity elite is not the right way to go about it.

  1. boy gotta love sophomoric 14 year old boy humor where calling somebody gay is a substitute for actual clever writing.

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