Introducing The First 62 Year-Old Lady I Can’t Beat Up

Posted: July 16 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian

[KIRO TV]  A 62-year-old woman attacked by a suspected teenage vandal taught the boy a painful lesson before police arrived. Carol Ann Lovejoy lives near Roxhill Elementary School in West Seattle. A few weeks ago at about 8 p.m., Lovejoy said she saw three teenage boys hiding behind some bushes at Southwest Roxbury Street and 30thAvenue Southwest by a day care that has been vandalized before. She was concerned they might be tagging. “I was in my PJs and my slippers.  I told them if they didn’t get out of there, I was going to call the police,” said Lovejoy. Lovejoy said two of the boys ran off but one came at her. “I said, ‘What are you going to do, beat up on an old lady?’” said Lovejoy, who had already dialed 911. Her dogs were locked up inside as the boy moved in. “(He) hit the phone out of my hand. He took a swing.  At that point I kneed him in his private parts and his response was – ‘That was pretty good,’” said Lovejoy. She also gave him a right to the chest, but it didn’t stop him. “He continued in his aggressive stance, so I gave him a little pop to the nose; a little left jab,” she said. The punch was enough to slow him until police arrived. “I wasn’t just going to go away,” said Lovejoy. The former social worker said she assumes they boy is troubled and wishes she would have tried a different approach. “More maternal?  I don’t know, because he was just a kid.”

Oh get the fuck outta here.  I know Brian Dennehy when I see him.  If this is 62 year-old Carol Ann Lovejoy then I’m Martin Luther King.  “Lovejoy”?  Fakest name I’ve heard since Ron Mexico.  Why Brian Dennehy is acting like he’s a broad with a hairline chasing her eyebrows is beyond me, but it’s not the strangest thing I would imagine an aging actor doing to reclaim any semblance of fame.  Anyway, I’m not the type of guy who wants to see cocks but I want to see Carol Ann Lovejoy’s cock.  Not so she can Sandusky my starfish, but to prove my point.  That’s a man, baby.  And just like men shouldn’t bust nuts in showering boys, they shouldn’t get away with kneeing them in the yam bag and busting their snot box either.  I don’t care if you’re Brian Dennehy.

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