Dude Catches Statutory Rap After Giving Teen Chicks Free Pussy Tattoos

Posted: July 23 @ 10:00am by 610 in Bolivian

[McDowell News]  A Marion man faces multiple sex charges after authorities say he molested teen girls while giving them tattoos. Capt. Shanon Smith of the McDowell County Sheriff’s Office charged Michael Wayne Smith, 44, of Mountain View Terrace with four felony counts of taking indecent liberties with a child and three felony counts of statutory rape. He was taken into custody in lieu of a $720,000 bond. Smith said investigators have identified four victims, who were in their early teens when the crimes reportedly occurred. “He would give them free tattoos on their private areas and sexually assault the victims in the process,” the captain stated. All of the victims were acquaintances of Smith. The incidents allegedly occurred over the past two years.

I’m no professional tattoo artist.  Not gonna be on Ink Masters any time soon.  However, I have a history of trying to draw/write/color on various unsturdy, non-flat surfaces as a child.  Even something as simple as a napkin is tough – it’s shifty, so you might have to pull & hold a corner so it’s more agreeable with your writing utensil.  Well I’d imagine if I’m putting rainbows and dolphins on pussy lips with a fine needle, I may need to jam a digit or two up your queef box to keep your curtains a proper canvas.  It’d have been easy for Mike Smith to pull the “you get what you pay for” card and carelessly tat twats, but he’s trying to be a professional.  Dude’s trying to build a customer base and get his name out so his creativity and steady hand can eventually pull in some dough.  Throw a slice of roast beef on the table and try to write your name on it with a hand behind your back before you judge.  Not so easy, eh?  If I’m his attorney, that’s all I gotta do in the court room to get this bullshit dismissed.  Bottom line is, if you want a quality heart tattoo around your beav, don’t cry rape because you got a mushy pussy.

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