Everyone See The Beak On That British Swimmer Chick Last Night?

Posted: July 30 @ 12:00pm by 610 in Bolivian

[Stuff]  Bronze medal-winning British Olympic swimmer Rebecca Adlington is making headlines for the wrong reasons after being called a “dolphin’s face”. British comedian Frankie Boyle is under pressure to apologise to the swimmer after insulting her looks on Twitter, days before the Olympics began. “I worry that Rebecca Adlington will have an unfair advantage in the swimming by possessing a dolphin’s face,” he said. The comedian was bombarded with message demanding he apologise to Adlington, but he continued to stand his ground. “I have an apology for the people of Britain. Sadly, it’s written on the end of my cock in a braille you can only read with your tonsils,” he wrote on Twitter. Fellow British comedian David Walliams stepped in and used Twitter to defend the swimmer. “I have met and spoken on the phone to double Olympic gold medal swimmer Rebecca Adlington. And she is a beautiful woman, inside and out,” he wrote. “It is disappointing that anyone would want to be mean about her appearance. Rebecca’s an absolute inspiration, and a really lovely lady.”

I don’t know who Frankie Boyle is, but I would chest bump the shit outta him.  Hits the “dolphin face” moniker out of the park & then tells everyone demanding an apology to suck his dick.  Well done.  This picture doesn’t even do this honker justice.  When I was flipping between baseball & the Olympics I caught some feature they were doing on this broad and the underwater cameras caught her nose scraping the bottom of the pool, blowing out water with more force than a pair of fire hydrants on her face.  Shit was crazy.  When you’re bogarting at least 60% of the room’s oxygen, of course you’re gonna have a swimming advantage.  Whether or not it’s unfair is another story – if you’re gonna be cursed with Gonzo’s beak, you might as well make the most of it.  I don’t know how it only resulted in a bronze for Rebecca, but I do know one thing.  If I’m partying in the Olympic Village & this bitch wants to get geeked up, she better be carrying her own barrel of blow.  If it’s any consolation to her, though, that same rule applies to Barbara Streisand.


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