[WKMG] An 84-year-old man pepper-sprayed a security guard at a Marion County retirement community bingo game after deputies say the man refused to leave handicapped parking spots open for two women described as “elderly and crippled.” The security guard told deputies on Tuesday night that two handicapped parking spots are regularly reserved for a pair of elderly woman who have difficulty walking into the facility on bingo nights. Other handicapped parking spots remain available for others. The 84-year-old man drove up to the building on Tuesday and removed a milk crate blocking one of the reserved handicapped parking spots. The security guard said he followed the man inside and told him to move his vehicle or it would be towed, sparking an argument. The 84-year-old then pulled out a small container of pepper spray and squirted the security guard in the face twice. The man told deputies that he has been having issues with the security guard for the last couple of weeks and that he felt threatened as the guard was coming toward him to confront him. The security guard, who said he had been having issues with the 84-year-old over the parking spot for several weeks, adamantly refused to press charges against the retiree, citing his age. The 84-year-old promised deputies he would cooperate with the security guard in the future and “leave the parking spot vacant for the less fortunate”. The man was asked to leave the facility for the night, which he agreed to.
Good for you, asshole. Handicapped is handicapped. If there were different levels of handicapped, there’d be a rainbow of different colored passes. It’s not for a random security guard & his milk crates to decide. What was in it for him, anyway? Was it worth pepper spray to the eyeballs? Maybe he was pulling the silver fox menage. If having Esther hit him with the walker-aided reverse cowgirl while Agnes drapes her wrinkly piss flaps over his face is his thing, then I get it. Wouldn’t be the first time a guy got taken advantage of for pussy. Otherwise, Paul Blart is just a dick. This 84 year-old hero has paid his dues. He shouldn’t have to concede a thing anymore. All he’s got left is Bingo night. He’s there early every time to get a primo spot. So fuck retirement community authority, and fuck chivalry too. If these old bags caught a spritz of their own for trying to milk their crippledness, I wouldn’t have a single problem with it.