Ex-Hooker Now Counseling Broads On How To Make Sure Their Men Aren’t Nailing Hookers

Posted: April 17 @ 1:30pm by 610 in Bolivian

Hooker[The Sun Former escort girl Rebecca Dakin now makes a living teaching women how to satisfy their OWN men – so they will not be tempted to stray. The 37-year-old, who bedded nearly 1,000 mostly married blokes during her nine years as a high-class hooker, earns £125 an hour for her expert advice. The former convent girl also gives worried clients her judgement about whether or not their men are cheating — and why they might be being unfaithful. Rebecca says: “I just want to help people stay in relationships. My knowledge comes from experience. When I was an escort about 60 per cent of my clients were married and that gives me a pretty unique insight into how men work and what they want. I’ve spent years hearing men tell me why their relationships failed and why they slept with escorts or other women. I know better than anyone just what it is that women do that drives men away.” Mainly, she suggests, that simply comes down to not giving their men enough sex, She says: “There are obviously other factors and reasons for men cheating, but that is always the most common one.”

What a whore…and I mean that as a compliment. See, whores are like athletes. They have their prime, struggle a bit with the reality of their demise, then walk away when it’s their time. Unless you’re Kurt Thomas. The big difference is, Kurt Thomas gets paid regardless of how little run he gets. For 37 year-old Rebecca, no run = no dough. And no one wants to bang Kurt Thomas. So, if being a past-your-prime streetwalker isn’t an option, what’s a hooker to do?  

You bite the hand that fed you during your heyday of 1000 dicks while sticking it to the broads who can’t keep their men happy. Again. I mean renting out your pussy to married men is no big deal. Charging married bitches to tell them you fucked their husband’s brains out because they suck as wives, however, is straight-up diabolical. If chicks don’t know by now to stay hot & thin while not being so annoying & boring in the sack, they deserve it though. The shrewdest of power moves is stepping into the relationship repair biz & taking cash off the dressers of the next ho generation. Sure, maybe Rebecca has forgotten where she came from, but loyalty doesn’t pay the bills.

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