Meet “Worm”, The Guy Who Slashed Some Dude Over A Woman

Posted: May 20 @ 4:30pm by 610 in Bolivian

Worm[Stock Island]  A Stock Island man was arrested, charged with cutting another man with a knife in a dispute over a woman. The victim said he and a man he only knows as  “worm” got into a fight over a woman they both had dated. He said he was originally dating her, then she left him for “worm”. After staying with “worm” for a while, she returned to the victim. He said on Saturday morning, he was on his boat in Boca Chica Channel when “worm” went by in a dinghy yelling profanities. When “worm” got to the Key Haven boat ramp, he threw the victim’s moped into the water. The victim went to the boat ramp to confront “worm” and a fight ensued. “Worm” pulled out a knife and slashed the victim, cutting his arm. Deputy Kim Trullender was dispatched to reports of a fight at the boat ramp at 10:45 a.m. He found no one there, but a short time later he found the victim at the Tom Thumb store on Stock Island. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injury. He told Deputy Trullender what happened. Jeffery “Worm” Ballard was found by Deputy Joe Cortner walking on College Road at 1:15 a.m. He had blood on his face and head, and told the deputy he’d been beaten up by the victim of the earlier fight. He was arrested and charged with aggravated battery.

Anyone nicknamed “Worm” is obviously a sketchy motherfucker. But they’ve also proven to be wise. Worms have taught me how to respect my money…  

…and about the true nature of women.

Those are two fundamental principalities to live by – so I respect all Worms. That includes Jeffery “Worm” Ballard. We’re talking about a man’s man right here. He’s the dude who ladies leave their men for when they’re looking for some adventure. When they realize Worm is just too much machismo for them, they scurry back to their exes with a couple new tricks he taught them. The victim should’ve left well enough alone though when their paths crossed. Of course Worm’s gonna taunt you from his dinghy. He’ll toss your moped into the drink. He runs shit. And if you haven’t been emasculated enough, he’ll slice you like the soft, buttery bitch you are when you think getting in his face is a good idea. It’s a Worm’s world, bro. We’re all just living in it.

  1. Anonymous says:

    Lol! That’s my BAMF friend, Worm. He does run shit. Too funny, lol…

  2. KubeROX says:

    here’s worm getting shot up with a paintball gun a few years ago. i forget exactly why. i think cause he wasnt paying child support.

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