Posts Tagged ‘AA’

Does this guy get royalties from Chappelle for the Tyrone Biggums character?

[Cincinnati] An apparently drunk man crashed an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in the first hour of Monday and was kicked out by staff when he was wandering the halls of a halfway house and refused to leave, Cincinnati police report. Darrin Porter, 45, of West End, walked into the 12 Step House in College Hill at 12:15 a.m. Monday while an AA meeting was in progress. Police said he also was “extremely intoxicated” and carrying a 12-ounce can of beer while wandering the second-floor hallways of the halfway house. When asked to leave, Porter refused. He was carried out by the halfway house staff but walked back in. Police reported Porter kept asking them for their names and Social Security numbers. Porter was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated and obstructing official business, misdemeanors charges that carry a maximum jail term of 12 days if he is found guilty.

Makes sense.  I mean why should the 12 Step House have any different rules than, say, a hospital?  If you’re staggering into the ER tripping over your intestines with a harpoon through your eye socket, you’re in the wrong place motherfucker.  You need to make an appointment and schedule our helping hand like the rest of the people up in this joint.  Who do you think you are, Darrin?   (more…)