Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

Obama Just Crushing A Pint Of Guinness

Posted: May 24 @ 5:00pm by keystoned in Bolivian
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Pump your breaks, kid, that man’s a national treasure! Just killing it in Ireland, blasting their national pastime as though he’s lived there his entire life. And this isn’t a tall boy of OE either, Guinness is the real deal.   (more…)


Well, the CIA has already contacted me about my last post. They said “no can do” to Roswell pictures, but they did give me video of a different draft of Obama’s “We got Bin Laden” speech. I kind of like it better than the one they decided to go with, but I guess that’s why I blog from a basement with no french toast and not from the West Wing. Take a look after the jump. (more…)

I don’t want to take anything away from President Barack Obama. My man has just been owning people like a boss all week. First he bitch slapped Trump and the birther loons by releasing his birth certificate. Then he proceeded to urinate all over Trumps weave in front of the entire world at the correspondents’ dinner. Oh, and he also ordered the hit on some dude named Osama bin Laden. Ever heard of him? I also don’t want to take anything away from the US Military. Those guys have been training for this moment for ten years and pulled off the mission of a lifetime with precision like you see in the movies. No question, the NAVY SEALs Team 6 are total badasses and are about to crush major poontang until their dicks fall off.

But, there is one man who single handedly provided the logistical intelligence to pull this mission off. One man who had the imagination and tactical know-how to ensure victory for such an historical raid. That man is none other than your boy Scrody. Here is the undeniable evidence: (more…)

First this exchange with Scrody that started with the mystery of people searching Coco Crisp’s afro like crazy and hitting our site when his puff was the rage 2 weeks ago:

610:  People are all about Obama and Coco Crisp’s afro the past two days.

Scrody:  I get Coco Crisp’s afro, but why so much attention to Obama?

610:  No idea.  I think we’re missing something.  Oh and don’t tell Obama, but I meant to type ‘Bin Laden’ in my last email to you.  Easy to get the two confused though, right?

Scrody:  Wait, you meant to type “Bin Laden” but typed “Obama”?  That’s a lot of coincidental typos.

610:  Osama, Obama…whatever, get a normal name.

Scrody:  That I could see… Osama/Obama is easy to fuck up. But Obama/Bin Laden is at least like, 10 typos.

He’s right.  I didn’t mix up ‘Osama/Obama’, I mixed up ‘Bin Laden’ & ‘Obama’.  Then this exchange took place later on at my office:  (more…)

I can’t tell you where or how I got this video, but let’s just say Julian Assange has nothing on me. Keep in mind that it’s very graphic and could be disturbing to our younger readers. It’s very high quality and shows every detail, so it’s not for the faint of heart. If you’re interested in seeing it, check out the video after the jump… (more…)

[Herald Scotland] Six wind farms were given six-figure payments to switch off their turbines because the Scottish grid network could not absorb all the energy being produced, it has emerged. Research by the Renewable Energy Foundation (REF) found energy companies were paid a total of £900,000 for stopping the turbines for several hours between April 5 and 6 this year. The REF said some of the payments were as high as 20 times the value of the electricity which would have been generated if the turbines kept running. The National Grid makes constraint payments to power stations that agree to stop generating in order to stabilise the network. It happens when the grid system or a section of the system is unable to absorb all the electricity being generated, and some generators that are contracted to generate are asked to stand down. The largest payments were made to Whitelee wind farm in East Renfrewshire, which was given over £300,000 in April 2011, and Farr wind farm, south of Inverness, which received over £260,000 in the same month. Dr Lee Moroney, Planning Director for the REF, said: “The variability of wind power poses grid management problems for which there are no cheap solutions. “However, throwing the energy away, and paying wind farms handsomely for doing so, is not only costly but obviously very wasteful. “Government must rethink the scale and pace of wind power development before the costs of managing it become intolerable and the scale of the waste scandalous.” The National Grid said the grid had overloaded because high winds and heavy rain in Scotland on April 4 and 6 produced more wind energy than it could use.

So let me get this straight. We are absolutely owned by big oil companies. They’ve got us bent over their proverbial oil barrel while they fuck us in the ass with a dildo shaped like a gas pump. But meanwhile, wind turbines are producing so much energy that people have to bribe companies to shut them off? (more…)