Posts Tagged ‘breasts’

[Chicago Tribune]  A Chicago attorney and former chief of staff at a state health care agency, who allegedly exposed her breasts to co-workers, came to work drunk and kept nude photos of herself on state computers, is facing sanctions from Illinois’ attorney disciplinary body. But an attorney for Tamara Tanzillo, 52, says the complaint from the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission is in retaliation for Tanzillo’s refusal to fall in line with improper orders during the Rod Blagojevich administration. Tanzillo, who formerly used the last name Hoffman, was fired from her $118,000-a-year job with the Illinois Department of Health and Family Services in November 2009 after an inspector general report found she had gone shopping while on the clock and engaged in “arguably decadent personal behavior.” In July 2007 she allegedly arrived to work smelling of alcohol, informing a guard that the “Boss Lady” had arrived before dancing the hula inside an elevator, according to the complaint. Tanzillo allegedly twice exposed her chest to female co-workers, asking what they thought of her breast implants. She also allegedly exposed her breasts to two state officials at a Springfield tavern in 2008, according to the complaint. In January 2009, Tanzillo allegedly came to the Springfield office around 1:30 a.m. while barefoot, wearing “sleepwear” and accompanied by an unidentified man, according to the complaint. She requested a key for the executive offices. A guard allegedly saw the two “hugging and kissing” as they stepped into an elevator. The two left the building five hours later, according to the complaint. Tanzillo allegedly threatened a woman who was dating the same person she was, according to the complaint. The charge was dismissed after Tanzillo completed a deferral program, the complaint says. Komie said the charge was simply dropped. Tanzillo also allegedly used her computer to show “sexually explicit material and nude photos of herself and others” even after she had been warned not to, the complaint said.

It’s amazing we live in a world where a hot (for a 52 year-old red head) bitch with big, fat, fake funbags who not only is competent enough as an attorney & chief of staff but also likes to takes dudes to the office in her pj’s at 1:30am to fuck in the executive offices is subject to ridicule & scorn.  I don’t know how recent this pic is of Ginger Fuckhole, Esq., but she could easily pass for mid-twenties.   (more…)

[Daily Mail]  Scientists have finally got a grip on our deepest sexual desires – by looking at what people type into Google. They have examined one billion online sex-related searches from around the world to find out what users click on when no one else is looking. The findings have been published in a book called A Billion Wicked Thoughts, co-authored by Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam. The pair hope it will prove there is no such thing as sexual deviance as almost nothing is seen as out of bounds. Among the findings are the fact straight men prefer heavier women to thinner ones and find feet erotic. They also enjoy a wide variety of erotic images, including bizarrely both elderly women and transsexuals. Gay men and straight men were found to have the same favourite body parts, which in order are chests, buttocks then feet. Surprisingly, search engine results from Dogpile, which provided the search data from Google, Yahoo! and Bing, said almost 80 per cent of internet searches were made up of 20 interests, ranging from youth, to cheerleaders. Doctors said the findings may now help reassure patients who think what they are interested in is perverse or disturbed, when it may actually be quite common. Information from the search also found men fantasise about group sex more than women, and picture more men than women in the action. Straight men prefer to watch amateur porn online and domination and submission is popular among straight women and gay men. Gay men also enjoy watching straight porn. Experts think because porn is so readily available on the internet it may be helping human desire evolve as billions of men and women log-on more and more. Prior to the internet boom there were less than 90 porn magazines but now an estimated 2.5million porn sites have been blocked. However, Donald Symons, a pre-eminent evolutionary psychologist in America, thinks the survey does not necessarily prove people find the images arousing and they may just be searching out of curiosity. Others point out that there is no way of knowing what motivated any of the searches. Dr Symons told the New York Post: ‘Ogi is convinced that when people are searching for things, it’s primarily for sexual arousal. I’m not so sure about that. If there was a porn star with three breasts – I bet there would be a zillion hits. Would that be a sign men were suddenly aroused by that? I think not.’

So I like fat chick’s feet?  Silver fox trannies?  More cock than pussy?  Do feet REALLY rank #3 on the female anatomy?  Fuck that shit, heteros.   (more…)