Posts Tagged ‘Brian Shubin’

[The Frisky]  The world’s number one selling male sex toy company, Fleshlight, has extended their thanks to SEAL Team 6, the country’s highest protective detail Navy SEALs, who conducted one of the bravest missions in American History forever changing the landscape of the United States of America, and the world.  The company sent the SEAL team a six case of Fleshlight products named “Stealth”.  This product is aptly named as it is very concealable and hard to detect.  These “Stealth” Fleshlight products have now been replaced by the arrival of Fleshlight Pure.  “We want to thank the Navy SEALs for their efforts,” says Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight.  “For their courage, and the fact they risked their lives to protect our freedom, we hope they will appreciate our gifts.”

Hey asshole, you know when these could be handy?  When our troops are stranded out in a sandstorm in Afghanistan guarding their posts for hours on end, wondering if they’ll make it home to dip their dongs in some warm American apple pie.  When the desert conditions have our bravest soldiers’ hands too dried out for self-servicing.  You know when they don’t need them?   (more…)