[TIME] Obese teens tend to be socially outcast, and so researchers had long assumed they were less likely to engage in the kinds of risky social behaviors that mark traditional adolescence: drinking, smoking and hooking up. But a new survey finds that in fact obese teens are just as likely to participate in these rites of teenhood as their thinner peers. In some ways, obese teens’ behavior is even riskier. The study found that obese teenagers drank alcohol about as often as normal-weight classmates, but they were more likely to smoke cigarettes or use chewing tobacco. And while obese teen girls were less likely to have sex than thin girls, those who were sexually active were more likely to use drugs or alcohol before sex. The survey included responses from 9,000 high school students, who participated in the 2007 Youth Risk Behavior Survey, which is administered by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention every two years. Among the students, 410 were extremely obese (defined as having a BMI in the 99th percentile), and the rest were considered healthy weight (with BMIs between the fifth and 84th percentiles). According to the survey, teenage girls were more likely to have tried cigarettes or smoke regularly than girls with a healthy weight. But it was obese girls’ sexual habits that particularly troubled researchers. “Our findings would suggest that teen girls who are extremely obese are less likely to have had sex — [that] was not surprising, but what was concerning was the fact that if they were sexually active, or had been sexually active, that it was more likely to be under the influences of substances,” lead researcher Meg Zeller of the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center told CNN. “So it really paints this picture of vulnerability for this sub-population of teen girls and it really makes us question what their social interactions are really like.”
Well ,well, looky here. Fat bitches love to fuck and smoke. Not exactly earth shattering news by any means. Real question here is, who is the fucking nerd that funded this research project? Had to been a whale of a chick that did this, taking about a Moby Dick size broad . You know, the fat friend who was always the designated driver and on purse duty when the good looking chicks went out. I mean this chick could have saved herself a boat load of money by switching to Geico and/or if she just went to her local watering hole and observed the wildebeest in it’s natural environment. She could have witnessed fat broads smoking squares like they were sausages with extra onions and peppers at Fenway. Then she could have watched them getting their hungry hungry hippo on some spicy buffalo wings and some man meat in the bathroom. Lets face it, fat chicks take any dick they can get, even if that shit looked like corn on the cob and you know she would munch on that, just adding extra butter on it like it was Orville’s popcorn. Spare me the bullshit, fact of the matter is, I rather be a black man in America than a fat broad in any country. I don’t think there is anything worse, than being a fat black chick. Should just commit suicide at that point.
P.S. Have to love the pic of the fatties that came with this article, the photographer deserves a Pulitzer