SAN DIEGO — A man in his 60s was arrested Thursday on attempted murder charges after police said he stabbed two men at a Rolando bar.
The man, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was at the Boulevard Bar on El Cajon Boulevard near 70th Street about 12:30 a.m., San Diego police said.
He left his chair to use the bathroom and when he returned he found a 41-year-old man sitting in it, police said.
The man became enraged and took out a knife and stabbed the victim in the abdomen. A 25-year-old bouncer tried to disarm the attacker and he was stabbed in the thigh, police said.
Both victims were treated for their wounds and are expected to recover.
What in the fuck? This article creates more questions than it answers. I can maybe see one guy getting slashed once Mr. Powerwheels here starts getting all stabby, but what the hell was the second guy thinking? There are so many moves that I can rattle off the top of my head to defend yourself from a crazy, four-wheeling knife weilder. The first that comes to mind is, you know, taking a step or two in any direction. But apparently this was a walking criple? What is he doing in a wheelchair if he can walk? Is he just one of those rednecks you see in Walmart that uses a rascal to cruise around the store because he’s too goddamn fat to walk on his own? Probably has those tubes in his nose to pump oxygen into his slowly dying system too. I just have no idea what happened here. I’m trying to get the visual in my head, but it’s too damn confusing. Here comes my big finish though. Ready? Stay classy San Diego.
into BOLIVIAN 