Posts Tagged ‘fight’

[Yahoo]  American Idol star Adam Lambert spent several hours in a Finnish jail Thursday after being arrested outside a Helsinki gay bar following a brawl with his Finnish boyfriend, local reality star Sauli Koskinen. According to Petri Juvonen, who is heading up the police investigation into the event, Lambert and Koskinen were arrested at around 4 a.m. Thursday morning outside DTM (Don’t Tell Momma), a famous Helsinki gay club. Both men are being held for questioning as local police investigate a total of four possible assault offenses. Juvonen tells the Hollywood Reporter that the two would likely be released after being interrogated. According to Finnish media reports, the dispute between the two men started in one of DTM’s back rooms. Lambert and Koskinen, a winner of the Finnish version of Big Brother, were apparently kicked out of the club but carried on fighting in the street outside. Finnish beauty queen Sofia Ruusila, an ex-Miss Helsinki, who had been celebrating with Lambert and Koskinen, told a Finnish entertainment channel that she had tried to get between the quarrelling couple when Lambert accidently hit her by mistake. Lambert arrived in Finland on Monday, Dec. 19 to celebrate Christmas with Koskinen. There had been much internet speculation that Lambert was scheduled to be a guest performer on Thursday’s finale of the X Factor. A show spokesperson denied the booking and clearly, being 5,100 miles and a continent away, a Lambert appearance was not in the cards. It’s unclear when he’ll return to the U.S. or whether he’ll face charges in Finland. Lambert’s new single, “Better Than I Know Myself,” was released on Tuesday. The singer last tweeted on Wednesday at around noon Helsinki time boasting that the song was No. 2 on iTunes in the Middle East. He had earlier written in Finnish, “Helsinki is a beautiful city full of beautiful people! Thank you!”

It’s a rule that applies worldwide, especially in one of the secret back rooms at Don’t Tell Momma – nothing good ever happens after 2am.  This Adam Lambert’s a sassy one, huh?  I mean I don’t know much about this eyelined pillow-biter because I’m a motherfucking man’s man and I love cars, boobs, guns & metal – but didn’t he rape a photographer or something last year?   (more…)

Clutterbuck Just Knocking Out Refs

Posted: November 4 @ 12:30pm by keystoned in Bolivian
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I don’t really watch other hockey aside from the Bruins because I’m a pretentious douchebag like that (and also the college cable doesn’t get Versus so I miss about 70% of games anyhow), but this made my day. (more…)

[Des Moines]  A Des Moines couple called to Lincoln High School to discuss a fight involving one of their offspring later became involved in a fight of their own. Details of the fight at or near school were not immediately available, but after Angie and Andrew Long left the school on Tuesday, another fight ensued with Angie Long going to Iowa Lutheran Hospital for treatment of injuries and Andrew Long going to the Polk County Jail on assault charges. Police said that when the Longs arrived at the school, Angie told Andrew to wait in the car. She went inside to meet with school staff. When she returned to the car she learned that her husband “felt disrespected by being told to wait in the car,” police said. Andrew Long allegedly punched his wife in the face and choked her on the way home as she was driving. When she pushed him away he allegedly bit her finger, police said. Angie Long admitted biting him back, officials added. When they reached their home in the 800 block of Southeast Eighth Street, Angie’s 17-year-old son, Jared Scott, heard a door slam and went outside to see his mother, police said. He asked what happened to her face and she told him that they needed to get away from Andrew. Jared Scott went inside the house to get their dogs and was confronted by Andrew Long, police said. Andrew allegedly charged Jared and punches were thrown. Andrew reportedly tossed a coffee pot at Jared and it shattered on his shoulder causing a laceration. Police said Jared and his mother left the house and called police.

Hahaha you pussy.  What else does your wife tell you to do?  Did she draw those cute little tats on your mug so you could look like some sort of lightning-bolted/sword-faced tough guy as she barks out your chores around the house?  I mean I don’t get it.   (more…)

[Tampa Bay]  Two men dressed as the undead were arrested on charges of assaulting the living, authorities said. Kevin Fearn and his brother-in-law Reynaldo Reyno were decked out in ghoulish attire for the Halloween party at the nudist Caliente Resort and Spa when a fight erupted about 2 a.m. Sunday. A woman complained that Fearn, 47, of Land O’Lakes, had grabbed her. When a security guard asked Fearn to have word with him outside, Fearn threw the 71-year-old man to the ground, according to a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office report. Another guard who ran over to help was punched and bitten by Reyno, 40, of Odessa, the report said. Fearn, still wearing face paint and costume blood, was booked at the Land O’Lakes jail on a charge of battery on a person over 65. Reyno, wearing a black shroud befitting the Grim Reaper, was booked on a simple battery charge. Both were released on bail shortly after sunrise.

If this isn’t the definition of entrapment then I don’t know what is.  Anyone who knows anything knows the rules of partying up at a nudist resort.  Rule #1 – bitches with their titties out have no right to complain if their hooters are honked.   (more…)

[CBS] A bloody fistfight broke out among rival gang members at Richmond City Hall on Friday, according to police. Seven men from different parts of the city brawled in a third-floor suite that houses the city’s Office of Neighborhood Safety around 12:30 p.m. Friday, department director Devone Boggan said. He said all of the men involved in the melee are enrolled in the office’s “Operation Peacemaker” fellowship and happened to show up at the office at Richmond’s Civic Center at the same time unexpectedly. The fight stemmed from an “exchange of looks” and heated words after the men spotted each other, Boggan said. Police have so far been unable to locate any of the men involved, and have few details about what happened, Lt. Bisa French said Tuesday. The Police Department received several 911 calls from City Hall reporting the fight, and found blood splattered across the office where the fight happened, which is located above council chambers. Boggan said one of the gang members in the fight suffered a broken nose, which was the source of much of the blood found in his office. The ONS director said he sees the unarmed brawl as a sign of progress, since the young men involved all have a history of gun violence. “They decided to pick their fists up instead of a gun,” Boggan said. “Everyone got up and walked away—not one mother has to bury their child this week.” He said he does not believe Friday’s altercation will lead to more serious violence, and that he and other ONS staff plan to meet with all seven of the men involved in an effort to mediate the conflict.

Has there ever been more of a silver-lining reach than Devone Boggan’s claim it’s a good thing they decided to pummel each other with fists instead of shooting each other in the faces?  I mean I’m pretty sure the only reason there wasn’t a shootout is simply because these dudes leave their guns in the car before strolling through a metal detector at City Hall.  There’s zero doubt in my mind bullets were exchanged since the release of this story.  Oh, really?  Cops can’t find anyone that was involved?  Not so easy to locate a dead gang-banger dumped in a river & a bunch of suspects who skipped town.   (more…)

Shia LaBeouf Get His Shit Pushed In

Posted: October 18 @ 3:30pm by keystoned in Bolivian
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Damn, Louis Stevens just taking it like a bitch. Man, you were so badass in Transformers, with your robot car and getting to stick your tongue in Megan Fox’s mouth like it ain’t no thing. Bro, how many times did that scene take you? You don’t have to be honest with me, I’d probably spend half a 20 mill budget filming that one spot. But that’s not the point here, why’d you go and get stomped by some fat ass Canuck?   (more…)



Holy shit.  Good fucking night.  I actually played against Aaron Asham once in a summer league.  Didn’t fight him.  Good idea.