Posts Tagged ‘hockey’

[Windsor Star]  A men’s hockey league in Kingsville won back its arena privileges Tuesday after promising town council to keep its members in check. The town last month evicted the Sunday Morning Puck Shufflers after arena staff complained about players smoking and drinking in the dressing rooms after games. “The staff had had enough,” said Andrew Plancke, the town’s director of municipal services. Teams would refuse to leave the dressing rooms on time and some beer-fuelled players would become aggressive and belligerent. “Police have been called at various times,” Plancke added. Tuesday, six members of the Puck Shufflers attended a special meeting of council held in the middle of the work day to beg to get their ice time back. Led by convenor Cliff Arnew, the league promised to police any “questionable behavior” by its members. “We are looking for an opportunity to make things right,” Arnew told councillors, who responded by reinstating the league. Mayor Nelson Santos said town staff in February began documenting incidents involving the men’s leagues, including the condition of the dressing rooms after games. One “bottle count” found more than five cases of empties in one dressing room alone, Santos said. Staff also documented cigarette butts and other debris littering the dressing rooms after league play. Then last month, a player was seriously injured in a dressing-room incident. Town officials said they’ve been told the man was rough-housing after a game and tore his rectum falling onto a beer bottle.

I wouldn’t have given these motherfuckers the CHANCE to get their league reinstated.  There’s only one rule for the cult of beer league hockey players to follow.  It’s got nothing to do with brawling, smoking, drinking or even shoving an empty Pabst bottle up a teammate’s asshole & tearing his rectum.  The sole commandment of beer league hockey is to clean your shit up.   (more…)

Filthy, disgusting, nasty – whatever you want to call it, it was awesome.  But if I’m on the other team, I’m swinging this showboating douche by his hair over the glass.

[Chicago Tribune]  Two friends were cited by Tinley Park police this week after using water from a fire hydrant to make an ice rink in a nearby backyard. Police were called to Tinley Park High School about 7 p.m. Sunday when a school custodian noticed a fire hose hooked to a running fire hydrant on the school’s property. They followed the hose through a fence and a wooded area to find a partially frozen ice rink measuring 91 by 43 feet, police said. Tony Nelin and Timmy Ryan, both 20 and from Tinley Park, met police at their homemade rink and were issued citations for tampering with a fire hydrant. They are scheduled to appear in court Jan. 26 when they’ll likely be fined and ordered to pay for the water they used, an estimated 26,000 gallons, according to Tinley Park police. Based on regular water rates, the water is expected to cost about $127.44, said Tinley Park interim police Chief Phil Valois. Nelin said he borrowed about 250 feet of fire hose from a firefighter relative to fill up the lumber-framed rink where he and four friends plan to play hockey this winter. The men, ages 19 to 21, live in Tinley Park and Orland Park. A parent of one of the five gave them the OK to build the $350 rink in the backyard. She declined to comment. The men started filling the rink with a garden hose last week, Nelin said, but they switched to the hydrant for about three or four hours Sunday to avoid running up the water bill. He said they were also afraid the hose might freeze and cause damage to the home if they left it running through the night. Nelin and his friends play hockey at a rink maintained by the Park District each year, but he said after a few weeks it normally is too worn down to use. This year, they researched how to build a rink themselves, complete with a penalty box. Because the rink doesn’t require a building permit and was constructed on private property, a Tinley Park village official said they are free to keep it. “It will be worth it,” Nelin said, adding that he and his four friends plan to split the fine and water fee. He just hopes the rink stays intact until colder temperatures return to keep it frozen.

Wait what?  I can build a fucking ice hockey rink in my backyard for $350 of lumber and $125 of water from my town?  Hey Santa, get on that shit, fatso!  I got a hydrant right across the street.  I have a few hockey buddies with ties to firehouses.  So all I want for Christmas is a rink right outside my door. Someone get Tony & Timmy on the line ASAP because I need these blueprints.   (more…)



Holy shit.  Good fucking night.  I actually played against Aaron Asham once in a summer league.  Didn’t fight him.  Good idea.

[Yahoo]  The Philadelphia Flyers and Detroit Red Wings played in a neutral site exhibition game Thursday night in London, Ontario. While the 4-3 win for the Red Wings was the result, the story was an apparent racist incident during the shootout. Flyers forward Wayne Simmonds was in the middle of his shootout attempt when a fan inside the Labatt Centre threw a banana peel in his path. Simmonds, of African-Canadian decent, wasn’t shaken by it and beat Red Wings goaltender Jordan Pearce. Simmonds, who grew up a little over two hours from London in Scarborough, took the high road talking about the incident after the game with the Philadelphia Daily News’ Frank Seravalli:  “When you’re a black man playing in a predominantly white man’s sport, you’ve got to come to expect things like that,” Simmonds said. “Over the past 23 years of my life, I’ve come to expect some things like that. But I’m older and more mature now, I kind of just left things roll off [my back]. I try not to think about stuff like that.” Sources told Seravalli that the perpetrator was not caught.

Can someone explain to me what a banana peel has to do with African-Americans?  How is that racist? Wanting someone to slip and fall during a shootout attempt against your team is prejudice thinking?  (more…)

[OC Register]  A 44-year-old hockey mother was arrested on suspicion of having unlawful sex and committing lewd acts with two victims who were members of her son’s youth hockey team, authorities said. Kathia Maria Davis, of Laguna Niguel, was arrested last Wednesday at her home on suspicion of having unlawful sex with a minor under 16 and committing lewd acts with a minor under 14, said Orange County Sheriff’s spokesperson Jim Amormino. She posted $25,000 bail and was released later that day. Both victims were members of the youth hockey team, the Beach City Lightning, which her son played in, Amormino said. The teams played at hockey rinks in Anaheim and Laguna Niguel. Stacey Chilcoff, president of the Beach City Lightning Hockey Association, said the two victims are no longer affiliated with the club. The investigation began last week after the first victim, who was under 16 at the time, came forward to his mother, Amormino said. Davis, a divorced mother of three, is accused of engaging in unlawful sex with the victim, who is still under 18 years of age, for about a year and a half, Amormino said. “We received complaints that she was throwing parties for members of the hockey team and other friends of her son and providing them with alcohol,” Amormino said. During the course of the investigation, the second victim, who is now at least 18 years of age, was located, Amormino added. It is believed that Davis committed the lewd acts about six years ago. Authorities say there may be a third victim.

Pussy.  Boo hoo I lost my virginity at 11 to a teammate’s 38 year-old mom.  The burden was too great to bear so I had to run and tell my mommy 6 years later.  Listen kid, don’t piss on my head and tell me it was the zamboni.  What’s the matter?  Did Kathia get tired of your little dick & move on?   (more…)