Posts Tagged ‘knockout’

What Do You Think This Girl Wished For?

Posted: March 1 @ 1:30pm by scrody in Bolivian
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I think she wished for friends that weren’t complete assholes. No joke though, I am the birthday cake face smash master in my family. Every birthday party for at least the last ten years, I always ask the birthday kid if their cake smells funny. When they lower their melon to give it a sniff… SPLAT! I have a pretty good success rate with kids, and so far only one of them has cried. Not because I knocked him out or anything, he was just embarrassed. Adults are a little tougher. You have to be pretty subtle and really sell it. But it can be done.

These chicks (they’re chicks, right?) are total amateurs though. Complete disgrace to the cake smashing game. Why would you try making your move when she’s fully upright? Once you knock her out cold, why would you poke her, prod her and then lift her head up and drop it back onto the table? Why do you not GET HER DAMN FACE OUT OF THE CAKE? Suffocating in a pile of angel food cake is no way to go. Not to mention the broad on the right who continues to eat the cake as her friend is asphyxiating in it… with her fake hand. Creepy.

See this is the danger you run in today’s world.  10 years ago, you could go around running your mouth at the bar simply because you were the biggest or loudest.  It was cake to go knocking off mom & pop We Buy Gold shops with a pellet gun.  Why?  Well, odds were very much in your favor that you were dealing with a pussy on the other side.  Someone that’d cower at the mere hint of confrontation.  But now?   (more…)

Holy shit.  Good fucking night.  I actually played against Aaron Asham once in a summer league.  Didn’t fight him.  Good idea.

Yeah I’d have been more impressed if he knocked him cold with a nub punch, but the dude who lost should never be allowed to fight competitively again.  This Baxter Humby guy’s missing half his right arm.  You know what that means?   (more…)

Oh my…what a hero!  My heart’s all a-flutter every time I click replay.  This is the type of man we’re all looking for in our lives.  A man with a kind and gentle soul who, without hesitation, comes to the aid of someone in need with such nonchalance that oozes machismo.  Throughout the first 30 seconds I’m I hear 610 shrieking “Oh my god!  Somebody help him!!!”  in my office…and there he comes.  The exemplary man.  (more…)

Monday Morning KO

Posted: June 13 @ 11:00am by 610 in Bolivian
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Black kid never stood a chance.  I don’t care how many punches you throw, if you’re throwing them from the limbo position because you don’t want to get hit – well, you’re gonna go night night.  How about the disappointment of the camera man?  I guess ‘always bet on black’ doesn’t apply outside the casino…

No Seacrest or J-Lo in the hood.  Nope.  That’s about the extent of the American Idol: Street Edition judicial system.

Black Dude, out!