Posts Tagged ‘NBA’

[Daily Telegraph]  First there was lingerie football, a popular sport in the US we hear with women sporting both bruises and blush in equal measure. Now there’s the prospect of topless basketball. With the sport in crisis in the US and fans deprived of matches thanks to the NBA lockout, a group of nightclub owners appear to have have taken things into their own hands. This morning it was revealed they want to form a basketball league of topless dancers to attract attention to the sport while the NBA saga drags on after nearly five months of crisis. Rick’s Cabaret group’s league, consisting of dancers from their 23 clubs, has reportedly said a former NBA star will be announced next week as coach of the New York team, which will unveil its uniforms – we’re suspecting some of the most minute ever seen on a court -next week as well. The team is evidently to to play dancers from a Minneapolis club and another from Miami with a full schedule of these game to apparently to be announced in January. “People will be amazed when we tell them who our coach is, because he was one of the great players in the NBA,” Gianna, no last name, a player for the New York team has reportedly said. “The girls are really excited. We’re practically busting out of our tops. We plan to give him a really warm welcome on Tuesday.” “I hear he’s going to have us do a workout on Tuesday in front of the press,” said Sky, the point guard for the team. “I can’t wait to show off some of my moves.”

No fucking surprise killjoy David Stern helped get the NBA back on track before the Rick’s Cabaret league could take off and show the WNBA how women’s basketball is supposed to be played.  With your areolas out.  Fuck your Diana Taurasi & Maya Moore.  Bring on Sky & Gianna.  Sidebar – how stripperific is the name ‘Gianna’?  Seriously, if you name your daughter Gianna you might as well not even bother sending her to school.   (more…)

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It’s cool that Kevin Durant showed up to this frat bro’s game. Looks like everyone had a great time and at least the pros are keeping fans interested even if no actual NBA games are happening. But I’m not gonna lie. (more…)

Hey 610,

I am hungover as FUCK right now.  I know we had a great convo in person at the after-party, but I just wanted to shoot you another quick “Thanks” for your inspirational letter to me before our series with the Heat kicked off.  Glad you took me up on the invite and came out to catch the game – hope you liked your seat.  Mark Cuban thought you were hysterical all night.   (more…)

Dearest Dirk,

Hi buddy.  How are you?  I hope all is well.  Listen, I know we’ve never spoken before so this may sound a bit strange, but please bear with me.  I don’t believe in coincidences.  I believe people are put into certain situations for a reason.  In this instance, I am coming into your life to stress the importance of what you have lived your first 32+ years for.  All those disappointing Mavs playoff runs and getting ragged on relentlessly for playing like an over-sized European pussy have given you the experience and focus to do one thing and one thing only – kill LeBron James.  Stab him right in his crybaby face, snap his front-running neck & take his talents to the morgue.   (more…)



Jesus Christ!  Hide the women & children, it’s the motherfuckin’ Durantula!

An absolute legendary performance by Carmelo Anthony without Billups or STAT.  Down double-digits in the 3rd and he almost single-handedly willed the Knicks to victory.

Almost.

Unbelievable.

I’d also like to take a moment to reiterate my lifelong FUCK YOU to Jared Jeffries.

99 problems and 1 is the NBA

Fox News–  Rapper Jay-Z may have caught a case of March Madness, but it’s the NBA that is mad because it plans to launch a probe into why he chose to make a surprise visit to the Kentucky locker room, according to a new report. After the Wildcats won their regional final over North Carolina on Sunday night, the rapper, who also owns a minority stake in the New Jersey Nets, decided to show up to the postgame celebration by visiting the team locker room at The Prudential Center in Newark. Jay-Z may have been there to congratulate the Wildcats for earning the school’s first trip to the Final Four since 1998, but the NBA wants to know whether he was trying to get a word in with some future draft picks, according to the report. While the incident is not a violation of NCAA rules, CBSSports.com reported today that the NBA plans an investigation. In the room with Jay-Z at the time where potential lottery picks Brandon Knight and Terrence Jones.

So Jay-Z shows up in Kentucky’s locker room after they made it into the Final Four, what’s the big deal?  He barely owns any of the NJ Nets and there is no way his money, platinum albums, low riders and smokin’ hot wife could ever persuade 18-22 year old basketball phenoms to come to Jersey to play for the Nets.  They just lost their 50th game.  Again.  NBA, please, for the love of the game, leave it alone.  He did not break any NCAA rules.  If the team were already in Brooklyn, Stern would have no issue with this.