Elementary School Giving Out Naked Lady Slap-Bracelets For Good Grades

[Yahoo]  School administrators hoping to reward students for their A+ fund-raising efforts at a Florida elementary school unwittingly gave them X-rated gifts, officials said. School officials at Jay Elementary School in the Panhandle on Wednesday were trying to collect more than 100 bracelets distributed to students involved in a fund-raising drive after pictures of naked women were found hidden beneath the bracelets’ cloth coverings. Known as slap bracelets, the accessories were handed out to about 160 students. One curious child removed the cloth cover to expose the springy, recycled metal measure tape used to give the bracelet its grip. Along with inches and centimeter marks, the tape included pictures of partially clothed and nude women, Santa Rosa County School District spokesman Bill Emerson said. “It was one of those calls you get from parents where you say, “Really?” Emerson said. “Then it turns out to be true.” The school district alerted the Nashville-based company that had purchased the bracelets from a Chinese manufacturer, and the company has stopped shipments of the naughty novelties, Emerson said. Parents have been understanding, he said. The district is continuing efforts to retrieve the indecent prizes but has so far gotten only a handful back. He said he wouldn’t be surprised if some students keep the bracelets. “Curiosity is bound to get the better of some of them,” Emerson said.

Way to go, Florida.  Just when you finally paved the way for students’ maximum effort toward scholastic excellence, you take the dangling carrot away and prove a child’s education really isn’t all that important.  Can’t we just ride this out and see what happens?  Stop making a big deal about kids seeing a pair of tits ‘too early’.  

Hope Solo Does The No-Pants Dance For ESPN

[Daily Mail] As a soccer goalkeeper she is renowned for her acrobatics between the goal posts. And Dancing With The Stars contestant Hope Solo is showing off the amazing physique her sport has gifted her on a new magazine cover. The 30-year-old U.S national team player looked every inch the athlete as she posed completely nude for the ESPN sports periodical’s body issue. Her extremely defined abdominal muscles were on show for all to see in the both racy and sporty snap. No doubt Hope’s athletic background is helping her as she fights her way through this year’s celebrity ballroom dancing extravaganza.

When Keystoned speaks, it ain’t no bullshit running from this mouth. When Hope Solo announced in an interview that she was going to strip off the soccer jersey and get ’em out, I was on top of that like flies on shit and behold, she’s true to her word. Of course, ESPN is just going to give us this little dick tease of a cover and there probably won’t be anything else inside of ESPN magazine except shit opinions and useless polls, but that’s not the point here. Hope Solo got no pants on!  

PETA Taking It To The Next Level With Its Own XXX Porn Site

[HuffPo] PETA knows how to raise eyebrows. The animal rights group’s memorable campaigns have entailed everything from celebrities posing nude for its anti-fur campaign to scantily clad women having an erotic moment with their vegetables to support veganism. Now, PETA has pulled out all of the stops with a XXX porn site for its next clever marketing endeavor, reports The Register. PETA confirmed the XXX site in a phone interview with The Huffington Post. “We live in a 24 hour news cycle world and we learn the racy things we do are sometimes the most effective way that we can reach particular individuals,” said PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt. Instead of focusing on anti-fur, the porn site will raise awareness of veganism, said Rajt. “We really want to grab people’s attention, get them talking and to question the status quo and ultimately take action, because the best way we can help the greatest number of animals is simply by not eating them.” With the finer details still to be finalized, PETA did confirm that regular people, not just celebrities, will also be featured in the project. “There will be a lot of girl and boy next door content, but we haven’t ruled out celebrities on the site as well,” said Rajt. “People who are extraordinarily dedicated to helping animals and who are willing to do whatever it takes to draw attention to the suffering they endure.”

I doubt this is a surprise to anyone. PETA has been flaunting naked chicks to bring attention to themselves for a while now. As they’ve inched closer and closer to all out porn, they probably saw the writing on the wall. Getting people to stop eating animals is a dead end business. We’re fat fucks and love our seared flesh. Internet porn however, now that’s as stable a business as they come. The real exciting thing though is that

Hope Solo Is Going Nude! The Gods Have Spoken!

Now, I know that Hope isn’t the hottest girl on the USA soccer team, but you can’t go wrong with this, you just can’t. It’d be a whole lot different if some no-name chick from the USA softball team tweeting about her girls coming out in ESPN mag, because if I want to see bull dykes, I’ll go watch ESPNNews with Michele LaFountain.