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[HP] After horrific experience with a sex toy sent her to the hospital, a Northern California woman is a suing a Southern California “marital aid” manufacturer for personal injury and emotional duress. Yreka resident April Bonjour states in her suit that, late last year, she and her boyfriend were using a vibrator made by Pipedream Products when she suddenly noticed that something was wrong. “During usage I felt a sharp pain inside my vagina,” she wrote. “My boyfriend quickly removed the toy, it was covered with blood.” Bonjour initially thought she might have just started her period, but she realized something else was definitely happening when she continued to lose blood to the point where she began slipping in and out of consciousness. “My son was woken up so we could go to the hospital,” she wrote. “He thought it I was dying…[and] quite frankly so did I.” Once at the hospital, Bonjour’s condition stabilized after she was administered several pints of blood. After the incident, Bonjour attempted to get some compensation from the Pipedreams, but the company refused and she filed suit. SF Weekly notes that that Pipedream’s official company motto is, “We Don’t Make the Orgasm…We Make the Orgasm BETTER!”

Is anyone else having a hard time wrapping their head around this? I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on sex toys, I barely know how to use my own tool. But when your girlfriend is gushing from her gash, you’re doing something wrong. Well, unless she’s a squirter. Then you’re doing it right. The only way something like this could happen (more…)

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[The Frisky]  The world’s number one selling male sex toy company, Fleshlight, has extended their thanks to SEAL Team 6, the country’s highest protective detail Navy SEALs, who conducted one of the bravest missions in American History forever changing the landscape of the United States of America, and the world.  The company sent the SEAL team a six case of Fleshlight products named “Stealth”.  This product is aptly named as it is very concealable and hard to detect.  These “Stealth” Fleshlight products have now been replaced by the arrival of Fleshlight Pure.  “We want to thank the Navy SEALs for their efforts,” says Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight.  “For their courage, and the fact they risked their lives to protect our freedom, we hope they will appreciate our gifts.”

Hey asshole, you know when these could be handy?  When our troops are stranded out in a sandstorm in Afghanistan guarding their posts for hours on end, wondering if they’ll make it home to dip their dongs in some warm American apple pie.  When the desert conditions have our bravest soldiers’ hands too dried out for self-servicing.  You know when they don’t need them?   (more…)