Posts Tagged ‘sex’

[MSNBC]  A Modesto, Calif., teen student who made national news when she and her high school teacher moved in together said Saturday she broke off their relationship after he was arrested on a charge of earlier abusing another student. Jordan Powers, 18, told ABC News that when Christopher James Hooker, 41, called her from jail after his arrest Friday she told him, “We’re done.” During Saturday’s interview with ABC, Powers said she had “lost everything for this guy.” “I lost my senior year. I gave up all my friends at high school because they didn’t agree with me,” said the former Enochs High School student. Powers told ABC News that Hooker told her he met the other student, who was 17 in 1998, online. “He hung out with her just as friends and then he went to her house and she came out of the bathroom naked and he only touched her boobs and her legs,” Powers said. “He was freaked out so he left and went home. He said nothing else happened, but all of that was a lie.” The teen said she believed the woman came forward now to help her see the truth about Hooker and rescue her from the relationship. “My heart dropped. I felt betrayed. I just have a gut feeling there are other girls,” Powers said, according to the ABC News interview. Powers and Hooker moved in together in February, with Powers dropping out of school and Hooker quitting his teaching job there and leaving his wife and three children. The two appeared on national talk shows and in interviews, and maintained they didn’t have a sexual relationship until she turned 18. But police are still investigating whether there was inappropriate contact before that.

So I guess this means the statute of limitations is bullshit?  Courtroom drama TV propaganda?  Anyway, I don’t blame this chick for bailing one bit.  Jordan’s the 18 year-old dingbat in this situation.  So calling her an idiot or hypocrite is par for the course.  The real dummy is Mr. Hooker.  Lesson for all you dudes out there who think you’re some sort of hero for being open & honest with your girlfriends – don’t do it.   (more…)

[Daily Breeze]  Police have arrested 18 men suspected of engaging in sexual activity inside a Manhattan Beach restroom that became a popular meeting spot in recent weeks, officers said Tuesday. The crackdown hopefully put an end to lewd conduct inside the Marine Avenue restroom, where lifeguards noticed men going inside and staying for extended periods of time. Men, who normally spend a few minutes inside a restroom, stayed sometimes for longer than an hour, and the same people returned. Lifeguards also found graffiti of graphic sexual images on restroom walls, and holes drilled through stall partitions. Lifeguards told police that instead of seeing one pair of feet in a stall, “sometimes they would see two or three.” Undercover detectives conducted a visual inspection of the restroom and set up surveillance of the location. Within minutes of their arrival, they made their first arrest. Police checked Internet sites and chat rooms where they found discussions indicating the restroom had become a meeting spot for men to engage in sex. Officers soon conducted six undercover operations, posing as men seeking activity. Police made 17 more arrests. The suspects were held on suspicion of offenses including soliciting or engaging in lewd conduct in a public place, loitering in and around a public toiler for the purpose of engaging or soliciting a lewd or unlawful act, utilizing a peephole in a restroom, invasion of privacy, resisting arrest and indecent exposure. In addition, authorities removed the doors on the stalls to prohibit sexual activity in the stalls, Martin said.

Here’s a few random thoughts on this stellar lineup – numbered left to right:

Most obviously gay – #4.  Pic screams “Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy”

I never would’ve guessed it – #14.

Scariest gay – #1.  Looks like a classic case of “I beat queers because I’m queer but I don’t want to be” to me.  Fucks angry fo’ sho’.  Definitely didn’t have relations with #2. (more…)

[NY Post] Michael Lohan has fired back at male porn star Voodoo, who claimed that he once had sex with Lindsay Lohan while her father was asleep in the same house. Michael Lohan says that the adult actor, whose real name is Alex Torres, is both a “dirtball” and a “delusional moron.” “This delusional moron wishes he had a nanosecond alone with Lindsay!” Michael Lohan exploded at Radar Online, responding to Torres’ allegations. “If I ever caught a guy having sex with my daughter in my house I’d be in jail the rest of my life, especially a dirtball porn star.” Michael Lohan charges that Torres, who has starred in more than 350 adult films, was simply using his daughter’s name to increase his own fame. “Another worm crawling out of the woodwork trying to get some publicity,” said Lohan, vehemently defending his daughter’s honor. “Lindsay would NEVER stoop to the level of this neophyte. Sad, very sad. I pity him.” Lohan adds that Torres’ story just doesn’t make sense. “To begin with, not at ANY time that I was with my family or Lindsay at our home, or anywhere, did I go to sleep before my children did,” said Lohan. “I’m a light sleeper. I would never be asleep while my kids were in the house and awake. Or allow any man/male and especially a sleazebag, alone with Lindsay. Can you imagine ME, Michael Lohan, of all fathers, allowing my daughter(s) to be alone with any guy while I was present? Ha ha!” Torres made his claims when he and Michael Lohan happened to be guests on the same episode of Canadian radio program, “The Jim Richards Show.” “Ask [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Torres told Richards before getting Lohan on the air.

Well I guess this is all the confirmation we need.  LL rented a porn star’s dick.  When your argument as Michael Lohan rests on your Father-Of-The-Year credentials and Lindsay Lohan’s standards, the only thing missing is actual video of Voodoo plowing her ginger snizz.   (more…)

[The Ledger]  Former Lakewood High School band director Raphael McLean went on trial this week, accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student in his office inside the band room. But his attorney, Val Shealey, offered a novel defense: that McLean had sex there with an adult, not a student; specifically with a guidance counselor. And on Wednesday that guidance counselor, Danielle Johnson, testified, “I performed oral sex on Mr. McLean in his office.” She said she did so twice, in the winter of 2010. She said she was testifying because “I just want to do what’s right.” Afterward, she went to school board headquarters and resigned. For the defense, Johnson’s testimony provided a possible explanation of why McLean’s semen was found on the desk and chair in his office — because of a secret encounter with a fellow adult, not a criminal encounter with a child. For the Tampa Bay area, it was another weird twist in the annals of teachers committing questionable and sometimes illegal sexual acts. But to Assistant State Attorney Christopher LaBruzzo the case provided clear evidence McLean, who was married, had sex with the 15-year-old girl, and “he did so on campus, in his office in the middle of the day.” McLean, 28, extolled by his attorney as a former member of the famed Florida A&M marching band, was a popular teacher and band director at Lakewood, even a father figure for some students. His band room often filled with youths. The student, now a 17-year-old college-bound senior, said McLean frequently complimented her and eventually began talking about sex. Her name is withheld from this report because of the nature of the allegations.

OK wait – first of all, since when do high school band directors have an office??  Did she mean “the instrument closet”?  Anyway, this story is 1000% bullshit, and the fact that this case was bounced outta court due to a hung jury is a travesty.  Sure, on the surface, all the pieces fit.  First and foremost, this fat slob stepping forward on her own accord & essentially ending her career seems like something that’d be done only if it was the God’s-honest truth.  I get that.  Now, take a good look at the blubbery white snowflake in that picture – then let me introduce you to Raphael McLean.   (more…)

[KFOR]  Authorities in Murray County have charged a 77-year-old man for violating a show pig at an agriculture barn located on the property of Davis Public Schools. Court documents state Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter of Davis was caught on surveillance video inside the barn. Records state Jeter “walked into the pen, unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent over the gilt (female pig).” During an interview with investigators, documents state Jeter “said he was not trying to poison the gilt” and stated “I just stuck my finger up her private. That’s all I did.” Authorities say Jeter admitted he “poured corn out to hold the gilt still” and that he “did this in the early 70s.” Court documents state Jeter also admitted that he got sexual gratification from the incident. Jeter was arrested and booked into the Murray County Jail. He was charged with detestable and abominable crime against nature. This isn’t Jeter’s first run-in with the law.  He served time for stealing cattle in 2008 and was arrested in in 2011 for attempting to steal horses which lead to a felony charge of larceny of domestic animals.

“I just stuck my finger up her private.  That’s all I did.”  That’s a mistake you learn not to make in Basic Bullshitting 101 right there, folks.  You’d think Jeter would be a little smarter than this. You can’t just offer up that kinda info right off the bat – now you got nothing to work up to except, “OK, OK, I smashed that virgin swine’s hymen”.  I mean anyone who knows anything knows you don’t tell the fuzz anything close to the truth the first time they ask.   (more…)

[Danbury An unscheduled performance on the Danbury Green landed a homeless couple in jail Tuesday, police said. Police said Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, were arrested after a police officer allegedly found them having sex on a stage at the outdoor pavilion. Police said they received several calls complaining about the couple. When an officer arrived shortly after 2 p.m., he observed Price and McClung engaged in a sex act in full public view on the stage, police said. An earlier version of this story reported erroneously that the couple was seen having sex at the nearby Danbury Ice Arena. The stage is open on all sides and used for concerts in the summer. Several adult women were watching the show, police said. Price, who lives at the homeless shelter, and McClung, who gave her residence as the Dorothy Day shelter, were both charged with breach of peace and public indecency. They were being held on $500 bond each Tuesday evening.

Jesus Christ.  The story here isn’t this homeless dude plowing this other hobo beauty queen on a public stage for all to see – it’s the fact that several adult women were standing around tweaking their nipples & clits in the audience.  You always here that “chicks are just as dirty as guys, if not worse” and laugh at whichever bimbo spouted such nonsense, but after this I might reconsider.   (more…)

[WPTV]  An Oakland Park man accused of getting a little too friendly with his roommate’s 3-year-old Chihuahua mix is due in court Friday morning to face an animal cruelty charge. Tomas Bautista, 40, was arrested in February after his roommate found him passed out with his pants down in the backyard of their home on the 300 block of Northwest 42 Street, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office. The dog, Mimi, had just let out a loud yelp and was running from Bautista when the roommate went outside to investigate. Gov. Rick Scott signed the law in May. The animal cruelty charge Bautista faces could land him a maximum prison term of five years, plus a $10,000 fine. Bail was set at $2,500, but Bautista also remains in custody on an immigration hold.

First of all, don’t fucking judge me.  Yeah I typed that title because that’s the first thought that came into my head but you’re the one who had to click & read up on the topic so suck my dick.  Speaking of my dick, I’d bet any amount of pesos there’d be no way it’d fit in a Chihuahua – and I’m half-Irish.  So I’m not even sure what these charges are all about.   (more…)