Posts Tagged ‘son’

[Stylist]  A couple in Italy are seeking legal action over their live-in son who has overstayed his welcome – by around 20 years. The unnamed parents are seeking a court order to evict their cosseted 41-year-old, who refuses to leave the family home in Venice despite all their pleas. According to Italian media reports, the couple are exhausted by continually catering to their son’s needs, including doing his cooking, shopping, washing and ironing. “My wife is suffering from stress and had to be hospitalised. He [the son] has a good job but still lives at home,” the father is quoted as saying. “He demands that his clothes be washed and ironed and his meals prepared. He really has no intention of leaving.” The parents have now approached the legal department of a consumer association, ADICO, for help in getting their son to fly the nest. Lawyers from the company have sent a letter to the son, warning him to vacate the house within six days or face legal action. An ADICO spokesperson said hundreds of families in Italy faced similar difficulties with getting their adult children to leave home. A recent survey suggested nearly half of all adults aged between 18 and 39 still live with their parents in Italy.

Mom?  That’s your name, right?  You gave birth to this kid, did you not?  Hey if you didn’t want to cook, clean, do laundry, etc. then maybe you should’ve just blew your husband instead of letting him blast his seed up your cunt.  Does Planned Parenthood exist in Italy?   (more…)

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[CNN]  A father, who is accused of smacking his crying 7-year-old and throwing him off a moving boat, said he did nothing wrong. Sloane Briles, 35, of Irvine, California, has been charged with felony child endangerment and resisting arrest, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said. He was released Monday in lieu of a $100,000 bond. Briles told CNN affiliate KTLA “we were having fun, it was a harbor cruise!” He said he did not hit his son and he “did nothing except jump in the water with my kid.” Briles, who’s divorced, was on the tour boat Sunday afternoon with his two sons, ages 6 and 7, when he got into an argument with his current girlfriend, said sheriff’s office spokesman Jim Amormino. His 7-year-old son became upset about the argument and started crying, Amormino said. The father took the boy to the bow of the boat and told him, ” ‘If you don’t stop crying, I’m going to throw you overboard,’ ” Amormino said. “And he hits the kid a couple of times,” Amormino said. “The boy is crying. He picks him up and throws him overboard. They are in the middle of a harbor, and there is a lot of boat traffic.” Briles disputed the police and witnesses account of the event and said it was just a joke. “We jumped in together,” Briles told the affiliate. ” We thought it would be funny. We were just screwing around.”

I gave Sloane the benefit of the doubt yesterday, but now he’s just making me look bad.  How petrified is his kid right now?  “Listen, you little pussy son of a bitch…when the cops ask what happened, you’re gonna tell them we were playing around.  Right?  RIGHT!?!?”  Seriously, pops, you gotta do better than this ‘just kidding’ routine.   (more…)

[WESH]  A local father is in trouble after police said he set up a fight between his son and another boy, got involved himself and the whole thing was caught on video. Palm Bay police said 35-year-old Gary Johnson organized a fight involving his own son. Then, jumped in for his son, but took the fight to a new level of violence. Officers said the 16-year-old boy that Johnson fought with had just finishing brawling with Johnson’s son. Detectives said a witness to the fight caught the entire incident on video. Investigators said the video shows Johnson pushing the teenager and shouting, “You want to get knocked the (expletive) out by me boy?” The teen replies, “Yeah.” Police said the 6 foot 5 inch; 220-pound emergency room technician then went face-to-face with the teen and threw the first punch. Officers said the teen tried to defend himself but Johnson was able to knock the boy to the ground and hammer him in the face two times. In the video, a woman can be heard shouting at Johnson to let the boy go but Johnson then throws four more punches before kicking the teen in the jaw. Police said the woman then screams in the boy’s defense but the fight doesn’t end. The teen was able to get back on his feet but police said he was flattened by another punch before Johnson’s own son pulled him away. Shortly thereafter the teen gets back on his feet, bloodied and battered. Police said Johnson extends a handshake in the video but issues a final warning saying, “No one puts their hands on me. You know?” The father now faces several charges including aggravated battery, child abuse and lying to police. Officers said at first he claimed he never punched the teen once he was down on the ground. They said that video clearly proves otherwise.

Yeah I know 6’5″ Gary asked the kid straight up if he wanted to get knocked the fuck out and he said yes.  Seems like a verbal deal was struck before fist met face – but that doesn’t make it right.  Outside of the obvious size and age differences, this beating still should have never happened.  Fact of the matter is, dad didn’t want to kick this kid’s ass.   (more…)

[Yahoo]  A California man was arrested for investigation of throwing his crying 7-year-old son into the water from a sightseeing cruise boat during an argument that shocked other passengers, authorities said Monday. Sloane Briles, 35, was taken into custody for child endangerment and resisting arrest, Orange County sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino said. “The father hit him several times and then threatened to throw him overboard if he didn’t stop crying,” Amormino said. “The crowd on the boat became very angry at the father for hitting the kid and extremely angry when he threw him overboard.” Briles began arguing with his girlfriend and his 7-year-old son, Amormino said, adding the child was not an expert swimmer. Staff members on the tour boat said Briles told the boy he needed to toughen up then threw him into the water five feet below, said Charlie Maas, who oversees the tour company. Someone on the boat threw the boy a life ring, and he was rescued by another boater. The father also jumped in to save him.

Anyone who knows anything about parenting knows that it’s an adventure filled with peaks and valleys. I’m not one of those people, so naturally I’ll cast judgement.  I’m sure there’s moments where you wonder how you haven’t won awards for your unparalleled nurturing skills, and others where you shrug your shoulders and intend to make up for your idiocy via therapist payments.   (more…)

[]  A MOTHER made her child sit in public with a sign pinned to his shirt that said: “Do not trust me. I will steal from you as I am a thief.” The boy, thought to be aged about 10, was also wearing Shrek ears and writing lines in what appeared to a form of public punishment, according to dozens of witnesses who contacted the Townsville Bulletin. The boy spent almost an hour on Sunday near a popular waterpark in Townsville while his family ate lunch nearby. Diane Mayers was so “horrified” when she saw the boy she contacted Child Safety Services to intervene. Ms Mayers, who worked with the department in the past, said any long-term effects of public humiliation would have been much worse than physical abuse. “The boy just kept his head down and was staring at the ground,” she said. “The parents had gone to all the trouble of printing two copies of the sign – one for the back and one for the front – and laminating them. A lot of work had gone in to it. “A lot of people walked past and were laughing at him, including boys who would have been his age. “At one point the boy had taken off the Shrek ears. My daughter walked past and heard the mother say, ‘Put them back on or I’ll smack your head in’.”

I’m sorry, what was that, Ms. Mayers from Child Safety Services?  Your recommended form of discipline is a belt across the butt cheeks as opposed to walking around like an animated character with a sign detailing the kid’s wrongdoings?  Find me a 10 year-old that’d give a thumbs-up to a beating over Halloween.   (more…)

[HuffPo] A 27-year-old man is in custody on Friday after allegedly stabbing his mother repeatedly when she offered to make him a sandwich.

Alexander Georg of suburban Naperville, Illinois, is charged with the attempted murder of his mother, whose “bone-chilling screams” alerted the neighbors to the crime. She is being treated for stab wounds and other injuries at Edward Hospital, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

The victim had just picked up her son from Adventist GlenOaks Hospital in nearby Glendale Heights, where he had been checked in following a domestic incident at the home. Prosecutors wouldn’t describe why he was hospitalized, the Chicago Tribune writes, and there’s no court record of the incident.

Shortly after arriving home, Georg’s mother offered him a sandwich. At that point, according to investigators, he knocked her down and began slamming her head into the ground. He then stabbed her in the chest and neck so brutally that the butcher knife snapped at the handle, the suburban Daily Herald reports.

When police arrived, the woman was bleeding profusely, and the blade of the knife was lying in a pool of blood. Georg was standing in the driveway outside the home, and he gave himself up without resisting.

See, this is exactly why women should never wander outside of the kitchen. If she would have just marched her ass back in there (more…)

God damn these surprise soldier coming home videos. It’s like every time I watch one there’s some invisible elf chopping onions on my desk. Fumes just irritating the shit out of my eyes. Not a good look, I’ll tell you that. (more…)