Posts Tagged ‘video’

I’m not sure why everyone is labeling this as a fuck up. Sure, if I camped out all day to see a half an hour worth of fireworks and it ended up being over in 15 seconds, I may be a little let down. But to me, that was 10 seconds of pure awesome. Makes me want to stand up and yell,  ‘Merica! Fuck Yeah! Here’s another video from a little closer: (more…)

Aside from the whole burning his family to a crisp thing, you have to respect this guy. He had a plan for if he was convicted and he followed through. Perfect execution, too. Jerry’s really got his work cut out for him now if he plans on offing himself. I’m not giving up hope though.

Most people will watch this video and see a bunch of drunken idiots that should have fallen victim to natural selection years ago. Not me. I see hope. Hope for my future. Hope for the future of all my fellow 30 somethings. You see, (more…)

Ok, this isn’t exactly breaking news anymore. But for all of you who were watching at home – or checking the box score on your phone while stuck at a wedding – here’s what it felt like in section 129. At this point, I’m pretty sure I’m the best ticket buyer ever. (more…)

Jeffrey Goldstein doesn’t represent every 12 year-old boy.  He represents every straight male.  12 or 84, this video is apropos.  What’s funny is, as a YouTube commenter put it, if this were a dude in a jock strap singing “…you can grab my boner…” to a 12 year-old girl, he’d be in jail.  What’s NOT funny is this video, simply because it was made by a chick.   (more…)

What Do You Think This Girl Wished For?

Posted: March 1 @ 1:30pm by scrody in Bolivian
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I think she wished for friends that weren’t complete assholes. No joke though, I am the birthday cake face smash master in my family. Every birthday party for at least the last ten years, I always ask the birthday kid if their cake smells funny. When they lower their melon to give it a sniff… SPLAT! I have a pretty good success rate with kids, and so far only one of them has cried. Not because I knocked him out or anything, he was just embarrassed. Adults are a little tougher. You have to be pretty subtle and really sell it. But it can be done.

These chicks (they’re chicks, right?) are total amateurs though. Complete disgrace to the cake smashing game. Why would you try making your move when she’s fully upright? Once you knock her out cold, why would you poke her, prod her and then lift her head up and drop it back onto the table? Why do you not GET HER DAMN FACE OUT OF THE CAKE? Suffocating in a pile of angel food cake is no way to go. Not to mention the broad on the right who continues to eat the cake as her friend is asphyxiating in it… with her fake hand. Creepy.