Posts Tagged ‘wife’

[Toronto Sun]  A local bookstore has “sold out” of a controversial marriage guide that advises Muslim men on how to beat their wives. The 160-page book, published by Idara Impex in New Delhi, India, is written by Hazrat Maulana Ashraf Ali Thanvi, who’s described in the book’s foreword as a “prolific writer on almost every topic of Islamic learning.” The store’s manager, who didn’t give his name, said the book had been sold out for some time, and the store’s owner, whom the manager identified as Shamim Ahmad, refused to comment for the story. It wasn’t clear whether the shop has ordered more copies of the book, but it’s available at online Islamic bookstores and even through eBay. In the book’s opening pages, it is written that “it might be necessary to restrain her with strength or even to threaten her.” Later, its author advises that “the husband should treat the wife with kindness and love, even if she tends to be stupid and slow sometimes.” Page 45 contains the rights of the husband, which include his wife’s inability to leave “his house without his permission,” and that his wife must “fulfil his desires” and “not allow herself to be untidy … but should beautify herself for him … ” In terms of physical punishment, the book advises that a husband may scold her, “beat by hand or stick,” withhold money from her or “pull (her) by the ears,” but should “refrain from beating her excessively.” Moderate Muslim voice Tarek Fatah says the shopkeeper should be charged for selling such a book. “I wouldn’t say it’s hate, but it is inciting men to hit women,” said Fatah.

I’m not a huge believer in fate, but the fact that I came across this book on Scrody’s wife’s birthday speaks volumes otherwise.  That’s not to say he’s a wife-beater – he’s certainly not – but I think that’s simply because he doesn’t know how to do it.  I know it sounds like it’d make more sense to give to him on HIS birthday, but that’s not true.  Yes, it’d teach him the proper way to dole out discipline, but that would, in turn, help make his wife a better woman.   (more…)

[Tampa Bay]  Doyle Hardwick found himself back at the Land O’Lakes jail this week, this time for 60 days, all because he wanted to check his Facebook page in peace. The trouble began brewing the evening of Sept. 24, as Hardwick plied his wife with beer, hoping she would go to bed. She drank. And drank. But didn’t feel like going to sleep. So he called 911. Caller (CLR) “says him and his wife are sitting next to each other,” the 911 transcript reads. “CLR is upset because she won’t go to bed. Now they are bickering about who has been drinking. CLR has had 4 beers. Wife has had 8 beers. … CLR is upset because she wouldn’t let him look at Facebook peacefully.” His wife, Julie Hardwick, 54, waited for the deputy outside the mobile home at 27022 Dayflower Blvd. in the Angus Valley area of Wesley Chapel. Doyle Hardwick, 57, was still on the phone with 911 when the deputy walked in. The house was in order and the Hardwicks were calm. Both smelled of alcohol, the report says. The deputy asked the husband to step outside and talk with him. Doyle Hardwick said he “called 911 because he was upset about his wife sitting next to him and not going to sleep after he gave her beers to go to sleep,” the deputy wrote. “His wife was supposed to go to sleep after he gave her the beers because that was their agreement. He wanted me to make his wife not sit next to him and go to bed like she was supposed to.”

See this is the beef I have with 911.  It’s emergency response, not emergency prevention.  Puts my man Doyle here between a rock and a hard place, because apparently he was going to jail either way.  Call 911 and tell them, “Listen, my cunt wife is reneging on our verbal agreement and is all up in my shit while I’m flipping through my niece’s Spring Break ’12 album on Facebook.  Can you guys swing by and tell her to go to bed like she’s supposed to before I put her to sleep myself?”  What?  No emergency has occurred?  Clink time for you, pal.  Or, (more…)

The only confusion I have after watching this video is whether this was a coming out in saying “I’ve been wearing women’s panties for a while now” or “I can’t take it anymore, I need a g-string up my ass in the worst way”.  Regardless, if weather man Jim truly made this bet it’s a FACT he wanted to wear his wife’s underwear.   (more…)

[Daily Mail]  The wife of a disabled Iraq war veteran has been accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill her husband. Amber Hursey offered to pay the contract killer life insurance money she would receive when her husband James was killed. But the ‘killer’ turned out to know James Hursey and tipped him off about the murder for hire plot in Laurel County, Kentucky. Hursey contacted police who set up a sting operation to trap 28 year old Amber. She was caught on tape making incriminating statements about the murder plot and has now been charged with solicitation to murder. Former soldier Hursey said he was in the middle of a messy divorce from his wife when he was told about her alleged scheme to have him killed. ‘I got a phone call saying that I needed to be talked to, that it was very important. I set a meeting up with the gentleman that told me that my wife was trying to kill me,’ James Hursey said. ‘I thought it was a practical joke until my friend said that she was serious and explained everything to me,’ he says. James said he went to the Kentucky State Police, who organised a sting operation. State Police won’t discuss the details of the operation, but James Hursey says his friend met with Amber while they were being recorded. Amber has been charged with solicitation to murder and faces up to 15 years in jail.

She 1000% looks like the type of twat to hire someone to murder her husband for the insurance dough and fuck it all up.  In fairness, though, I can’t imagine it’s an easy thing to set up.  Where do you start? All it takes is one person you pretend to joke around about it with to be like, “Oh, he’s dead, detective? Yeah, his wife – you know, the one he was in the midst of a messy divorce with – asked me if I knew any contract killers but then said she was kidding.”  Boom – 15 years.   (more…)

[Naples News]  A sexual threesome turned violent Sunday, resulting in an East Naples man’s arrest — accused of punching his wife, swinging a big-screen television at her and whipping her with a belt. Jorge Daniel Silva, 22, of the 6400 block of College Park Circle, faces a felony battery charge after Collier deputies say he became enraged before a planned threesome with his wife and another woman Sunday afternoon. Silva’s wife told deputies that the three of them began kissing when Silva “freaked out” and started hitting her. The two women then ran into a bedroom and locked themselves inside, but Silva broke through the door, the report said. As his wife curled up to avoid being hit, Silva punched her and “swung the TV at her like a bat,” the report said. After hitting his wife with the television twice, Silva dropped it on her, then grabbed another television and threw it at her, deputies said. The second woman told deputies she tried to break up the fight but Silva would punch her in response. Silva’s wife was covered with blood when deputies arrived, her face was swollen and she appeared to have a broken nose, the report said. Silva told deputies two stories — that his wife attacked him after she kissed the other woman, and that he became jealous when the two women started kissing and wouldn’t allow him to join. He also told deputies he broke down the door because he thought the two women were having sex without him.

22 year-olds don’t know shit.  No way at 22 are you mentally capable of handling being married AND sharing your wife in a threesome with another one of her slutbag friends.  I mean the fact that you’re married in the first place just a year into being bar-legal speaks volumes for Jorge’s instability.  So I’m not surprised he went ham 5 seconds into his bride making out with another broad.   (more…)

[Daily Mail]  An enraged husband snapped and tried to strangle his wife in a heated disagreement over a dice game. Police in Florida believe the man tried to strangle her because – when it came to Yahtzee – they weren’t two of a kind. Ian Wood, from East Naples, Collier County, Florida, has been accused of flying into a rage over the game of dice and choking his wife. The 50-year-old was arrested at home after his wife called 911. According to the Naples Daily News, she told officers that Wood pushed her to the ground. She said he then placed his hand over her mouth and pushed his knee into her back while telling her to stop screaming. Wood allegedly then rolled her over, placed his hands around her throat and began choking her. She told authorities she tried to leave their home to cool down – knowing the game had got out of hand – but that her husband got angry again. When police quizzed Wood he said his wife had fallen in the hallway and that he did not hit her. Wood is charged with domestic battery, kidnapping/false imprisonment of an adult, resisting law enforcement officer without violence, and obstructing someone from using the 911 service.

I dont really even understand how Yahtzee works. I think I’ve played it once in my life. But as we’ve seen in the past it gets pretty intense. Prime example are those bros that killed their mom over a game on Christmas day. I can kind of relate though, with my new found scrabble addiction. There are times when I’m playing Words with Friends with 610 and he starts dropping words like (more…)

[WLS]  A Merrillville man has been charged with allegedly setting fire to a Merrillville motel room because he was upset his wife hadn’t made more money at a strip club, and then assaulting another woman who tried to intervene. Londray Robinson Jr., 28, of the 100 block of Pinewood Drive, has been charged with arson and battery in a June 19 fire at America’s Best Value Inn, 8250 Louisiana St. Firefighters were called at about 10 a.m. and found heavy smoke coming from room 114, which had been rented by Robinson’s wife the previous night. A woman who also was in the room told police that the night before the fire, Robinson left the room and was highly intoxicated when he returned several hours later. Robinson became upset with his wife because she did not bring home enough money the night before while working at Déjà Vu in Hammond. While Robinson was fighting with another person, the second woman in the room said she was struck on the left side of her face when she tried to intervene. She ran from the room to call 911 and a few minutes later a housekeeper reported the fire.

Well no shit he set his wife’s room on fire and smacked her friend around.  When you marry a stripper, you marry a stripper because she’s gonna bring home bank – not because you think it’s cool she smashes fat, smelly strangers’ faces with her glittery nipples.   (more…)