Posts Tagged ‘wife’

[MSNBC]  When Frank Rodriguez and his future wife first starting having sex, they considered themselves just two of millions of teenagers who were in love. However, their love was against the law in Texas, so Rodriguez soon joined a more exclusive group, one in which no one seeks membership: He became one of more than 650,000 registered sex offenders in the United States. And today, after 15 years and four daughters with his high school sweetheart, the 34-year-old suburban father still wears the modern-day equivalent of the Scarlet Letter. Friends, neighbors or parents in his hometown of Caldwell, Texas, can go online to view the public sex offender registry and see his name alongside those of rapists, child molesters and child pornographers. His teenage love for his future wife, Nikki, is classified in a much less romantic way — sexual assault of a child. When Frank and Nikki slept together as teens, he was unaware it would haunt him well into adulthood. “I figured I would go through a probation period [of a] few years,’’ Frank told Matt Lauer in a TODAY interview Wednesday. “I had no idea it would follow me for the rest of my life.’’ “I understand punishment, breaking the law,’’ Nikki told NBC News. “You have to be punished for it. But for the rest of your life? I think we’ve suffered long enough.’’

Man, talk about getting a raw deal huh? I rather have a girl jerk me off with sandpaper in her hand, then be labeled a sex offender.  Your name is next to a bunch of child molesters, Anthony Wiener, and Kobe Bryant types.  Only in America could this happen, where is Jackie Chiles when you need him?   (more…)


[iNewsOne]  An elderly man in Russia is facing up to two years in prison for accidently shooting his wife dead while preparing to kill a pig, the investigative committee regional directorate said Thursday. The 60-year-old Russian pensioner is a resident of the Tula region, about 200 km south of Moscow, was loading a homemade firearm to shoot a pig when it accidentally went off, fatally injuring his wife who was standing nearby. She died on the spot. The man has been charged with negligent homicide and ordered not to leave the town pending trial.

‘Negligent’ homicide?  I thought the wife died? Sounds to me like the right pig was clipped, which is pretty much the exact opposite of ‘negligent’.  Dude’s getting off pretty light here, no?  Although I guess it’s easy to make a mistake when you stroll into the shed cocked & loaded, ready to blast a porker in the grill and you’re faced with two of them.   (more…)

[NYPost] Angela Voelkert wanted a little dirt on her husband as she prepared for a messy divorce, so she posed online as a teen tart to trick him into dishing some damaging details. And what she learned was astounding: he was plotting to kill her and run off with their kids, law-enforcement authorities believe. Voelkert, 29, created a fake profile of a teen named Jessica Studebaker last month, complete with a picture of an anonymous teenybopper, and became Facebook friends with her gullible hubby, David, 38. David soon allegedly confessed to his new friend that he had secretly placed a GPS tracking device in Angela’s van and was using it to locate her when he was allegedly ready to have her whacked. He even allegedly asked the “girl” to find a “gang-banger” at her school who’d be willing to do the job for $10,000. “I have a GPS on her van, so I know where she is all the time,” David allegedly wrote in an e-mail message. “I am going to find someone to take care of her and now it will be easier because I know where she is at all times.”

I know what you’re thinking. I’m going to go on and on about how this guy is such a good dad, that he’s willing to whack his wife in order to give his poor kids the life they deserve. That anyone willing to end the life of his soulmate for the benefit of his children is, in essence, putting their needs in front of his own. It’s not his fault he’s a few cans short of a six pack. A man can’t be expected to think clearly when he’s got a psycho wife and a random teen girl sending him facebook messages. Well, if that’s the way you think… you were probably right. Until I came across this: (more…)

[Watertown]  Residents of Watertown and the southern part of Jefferson County may see a man and his mannequin traveling along Route 11. A man who goes by the name of Ned Nefer, 38, is traveling from Syracuse to Watertown by foot. He is pushing “Teagan” a 6-foot mannequin who Mr. Nefer claims is his wife. Lisa Spear, principal social welfare examiner for Jefferson County Department of Social Services stopped to talk with him Wednesday morning while he was in Adams Center. She said she deals with a variety of mental illnesses and people who suffer from them, but has never experienced anyone like Mr. Nefer. “This is definitely one of the very oddest things I’ve ever come across but he seems very happy,” she said. “I wouldn’t classify him as dangerous at all. He seemed quite happy in his own little world.” Mr. Nefer said he was born in Syracuse and in the 1980’s spent some time at the Children’s Home in Watertown, where he said he met “Teagan” when she was just a head. He said he built a body for the mannequin and the two were married Oct. 31, 1986, in California. They are traveling to the former Children’s Home on State Street, where the two met, he said. Mr. Nefer said he has not been back to Watertown since 1988.

Why would he have even been considered a threat to begin with?  Ned’s just pushing his wife back to where they met over 20 years ago – pretty romantic if you ask me.  Sure, I’d chalk it up as a little odd since 96.3% of husbands polled by IB admit to despising their wives (3.7% refused to answer, including one of our writers who claimed it was a reader poll so he wasn’t the target demo) but I wouldn’t feel threatened.   (more…)

[ESPN]  Dolphins Pro Bowl receiver Brandon Marshall has been stabbed with a knife by a woman in Miami and taken to a hospital, where he remained in intensive care after surgery Saturday morning, league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter. The sources said Marshall was taken to Broward General Hospital by car, not ambulance, after 911 was called, and underwent surgery late Friday night for a stab wound to the stomach. No vital organs were pierced in the incident, and doctors have told him that Marshall will be OK in two to three weeks, the sources said. “This is a very difficult time for Brandon and family, thankfully he will make a full recovery,” Marshall’s agents, Kennard McGuire and Harvey Steinberg, said in a statement. “We simply ask that his privacy is respected.” Marshall wanted to come home from the hospital Saturday but doctors wanted to keep him there to guard against infection, the sources said. Marshall was suspended by the Broncos for the entire 2009 preseason after a series of behaviors detrimental to the team. The final straw came when a Denver television station filmed Marshall walking when his teammates were running, punting a football in protest and swatting away balls during a training-camp passing drill. Marshall was also one of the instigators of the fight that led to teammate Darrent Williams’ shooting death on New Year’s Eve in 2006. And Marshall’s history of arrests includes disorderly conduct, drunken driving, and a number of incidents of alleged domestic violence.

Just a guess here, but I’m leaning toward the ‘number of incidents of alleged domestic violence’ playing a hand in this.  Possibly…again, just a whim…infidelity?  Oh who am I kidding.  He’s a professional athlete – they do no wrong – and, well, bitches be crazy.  Always a target, right?

UPDATE:  Oh, look – it was his wife.  Go figure…

APA Japanese man and his wife made holes-in-one within seconds of each other while playing at a club near Sao Paulo.  A witness playing with the couple said that 60-year-old Takashi Sasaki made his hole-in-one with a 7-iron on the 166-yard No. 4 hole at Terras de Sao Jose Golf Club on Sunday.  His wife Marli was on the women’s tee and hit her ace from about 115 yards but didn’t see the ball go in the hole.  Witness Valdemar Iwamoto told The Associated Press that “all of a sudden, we see her ball bouncing into the hole, we couldn’t believe it.”  Neither had made a hole-in-one before. The couple live in Brazil.  Club manager Ricardo Alberto Rossi said two caddies also witnessed the feat.

Well ain’t that a kick in the dimpled balls?  I don’t play golf, but I do understand the elation of an ace – and I could never have imagined a resented hole-in-one until I read this story.  Just think about the sheer joy Takashi displayed when his ball dropped.  A once-in-a-lifetime achievement that’ll forever be a tale to tell amongst all his ancient Asian buddies over a bottle of sake.  Not to mention the macho “That’s right baby…how bad do you want my rainbow roll right now?” chest puff in front of his lady. “Oh, Takashi, you big man make me reary horny right now!!”  Well, in typical female fashion, Marli steps up to the ladies’ tee and effortlessly destroys what was, for a fleeting moment, the highlight of her beloved husband’s dwindling years.  I picture her giggling like a Pokemon, shrugging her shoulders & saying “Oops!!” while a tear streams down Takashi’s face as the epitome of a broken man.  No one can bounce back from such a soul-crushing experience.  No one.