These Ugly Fucks Made 700 Clams A Month From Homemade Porn?

[Ledger]  Kimberly Kupps began the weekend by logging onto Twitter and greeting her 672 followers: “morning fellow tweeters happy Friday…” But the day wouldn’t end happily for Kupps, a name that Polk County deputies say is the porn-video persona of Lake Wales resident Theresa Taylor, 55. She and her husband, Warren Taylor, were jailed Friday night after a deputy spent three months investigating porn videos the couple made at home and sold online, arrest reports say. An investigator paid the initial $19.95 membership fee to her website, kimberlykupps.com, where he found videos of Theresa Taylor having sex with men and women, as well as offering some of the clothes she wore in the videos for sale. During questioning, Warren Taylor, 58, said he filmed the videos downloaded by the investigator and uploaded them for sale on the website clips4sale.com. The husband said the couple made an average of $700 monthly for the past four months.

You know how much I make blogging?  Me neither, I haven’t gotten paid yet.  So 700 smackaroos might as well be Powerball right now.  Here I am trying to make an honest living, paying my dues & waiting for the first time someone reads a post of mine while this disgusting duo films Kim Kupps’ flippety-floppity flapjacks & her Marlboro Red-scented snizz to bring home the bacon.  It’s not right.  I’m not sure what’s worse though – the fact that people pay $19.95/month for wrinkly leather-skinned white trash porn over the eleventy billion other meat-beating options available or that somehow amateur porn became a criminal offense.  Since when were home videos illegal?  Have they not furthered the careers of such significant sluts as Kardashian & Hilton?  I don’t remember them doing jail time (for getting railed on film & making money, that is).  Kim Kupps kan’t have a reality show too?  Only thing I can think of is that the authorities in Polk County are taking it upon themselves to enforce some quality control on the smut game.  If that’s the case, just say so.  I’m all for it.  Uglies are barely above fatsos in the almost-but-not-quite-people chart.  On the bright side, if this ugly pair can pull in $700, it’s all but a given I can make $710.  Slap a little rouge & a wig on me and I’m right about $10 better looking than Kupps fo’ sho’.