Eli Has Finally Become A Man

Fuck yeah!  Sprout those pubes!  What a game, Eli.  I don’t want to make a ton out of a stellar half-season, but Peyton looks like he’s leaving a seat open in Club Elite.  Just saying…

Random Sports Thoughts. . .

– The coach in this video is a pussy.  Don’t be swinging sticks unless you intend to split a skull, faker.  I thought Rooskies were tougher than that.

– Welcome back to being Buffalo, Bills.

– Why didn’t Brad Richards choose a size or two down when getting his fake front teeth?

– I wonder what the Mets’ excuse for sucking is gonna be next year after moving the fences in…